No Runny Eggs

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated because Steve is out of it, and Shoebox is on vacation, and 4 days with nothing is just too long.

First things first, Steve went to yet another Tea Party yesterday, this time a Tea’d Off one in Racine with Fred and close to 300 of his closest friends. They did something a bit different with this one; they made some customized golf balls available (hence the “Tea’d Off”). Somewhere on his “smartphone of dead battery” are a few pictures and video of Fred’s speech.

Next; the Brewers. The EBS is activated for their missing luck, missing pitching, and now missing hitting.

Finally, the “There’s No Way Out of TARP” theme continues. Neil Cavuto stated on yesterday’s show that the Feds aren’t giving up their stock warrants on companies that repaid the TARP. The appropriate exit song…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4QdMkgC1TA[/youtube]

This has been the Emergency Blogging System.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated because Steve is decompressing from the Defending the American Dream-Wisconsin summit and is running out of time.

For those of you in the US (and not in those parts that don’t observe Daylight Savings), Daylight Savings Time starts at 2 am local time tomorrow. If you have a WordPress blog (whether it is on WordPress.com, a WordPress stand-alone, or WordPress MU – this includes Blogivists and Conservablogs), and you aren’t using UTC, you need to change it to Daylight Savings Time (Central UTC -5, Mountain UTC -6, Eastern UTC -4, Pacific UTC -7, and check your clock for other locales). To do so, go into your wp-admin panel, select "Settings", and under the "General Settings" page that pops up, select the right time zone. Don’t forget to hit "save" when you’re done.

You have been issued official news, instructions and information. For the next just-under-6-hours, this blog will be an hour into the future. This concludes this broadcast of the Emergency Blogging System.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. Tonight’s Drinking Right is ON! You are instructed to shovel yourself out of however inches of snow you’re under and report to Papa’s Social Club, 7718 W Burleigh in Milwaukee, at 7 pm.

As The Chad says, “It’s better to weather the weather with drinks and friends.”

This has been an Emergency Blogging System alert. Had it been a test, you would have been graded. Hell, if you’re not there and you don’t have a better excuse than the weather, you will receive a FAIL.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated because time is always an emergency.

For those of you in the US (and not in those parts that don’t observe Daylight Savings), Daylight Savings Time ended at 2 am local time today. If you have a WordPress blog (whether it is on WordPress.com, a WordPress stand-alone, or WordPress MU – this includes Blogivists and Conservablogs), and you had the time changed for Daylight Savings, you need to change it back to Standard Time (Central UTC -6, Mountain UTC -7, Eastern UTC -5, Pacific UTC -8, and check your clock for other locales). To do so, go into your wp-admin panel, select “Settings”, and under the “General Settings” page that pops up, select the right time zone. Don’t forget to hit “save” when you’re done.

We now return you to your regularily-scheduled lack of posts on Sunday.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated because the head Moron’s passed out on a lake in Minnesota on vacation.

Drinking Right is tonight; usual time (7 pm), usual place (Papa’s Social Club, 7718 W Burleigh in Milwaukee). Steve wants to come back to news of a new attendance record, and since he won’t be there, that means you should be.

This concludes this message from the Emergency Blogging System.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. Please enjoy the writings of Shoebox and the guest-bloggers (Aaron, Fred, Leslie, Patrick, and silent E). Steve will return on 8/15, so try not to leave too much of a mess.

That is all.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. This is not a drill; drills go “Black-and-Decker Black-and-Decker Black-and-Decker.”

The July edition of Drinking Right begins in one hour over at Papa’s Social Club, 7718 W. Burleigh in Milwaukee. The usual crew will be there, along with James Wigderson and the lovely Doreen from Waukesha. So, if you’re not one of the lucky 42,000 or so who are headed to Miller Park to watch the debut of CC Sabathia (and if you’re reading this and aren’t in walking distance of the stadium, you’re already too late), head on down. Dickie’s got room for you.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated because Blog ‘N Grog over at Neighbor’s Bistro and Pub (260 W Main St in Waukesha – Google Map for those who need help to find their way in) will begin at 7 pm tonight.

Don’t be afraid of Downtown Waukesha; it’s actually easy to get around.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated because the head Moron is somewhere north of the border hung over catching a harvest of walleye (or is it both?).

For those of you who can navigate Waukesha’s maze of streets, tonight is Blog N Grog night, at Neighbors’ Social Club, 260 W Main St in Waukesha, starting at 7 pm. Since steveegg is out of the country, it will be safe to go :-) Just make sure to hoist a cold one for him; he’ll return the favor with Labatt Maximum Ice.

We now return you to your regularily-scheduled co-blogger and guest bloggers.

BULLETIN – EBS ACTIVIATION REQUESTED
NO RUNNY EGGS OAK CREEK WI
855 AM CDT TUE APR 8 2008

NO RUNNY EGGS HAS ISSUED A

* DRINKING RIGHT WARNING FOR…
MILWAUKEE COUNTY IN SOUTHEAST WISCONSIN
RACINE COUNTY IN SOUTHEAST WISCONSIN
WASHINGTON COUNTY IN SOUTHEAST WISCONSIN
WAUKESHA COUNTY IN SOUTHEAST WISCONSIN

* IN EFFECT FROM 7 PM CDT UNTIL 11 PM CDT

* AT 744 AM CDT…REAL DEBATE WISCONSIN ISSUED A
DRINKING RIGHT ALERT FOR PAPA’S SOCIAL CLUB…7718 W BURLEIGH ST.
THERE WILL BE BLOGGERS AND BEER AT PAPA’S STARTING AT 7 PM CDT.

* BLOGGERS EXPECTED TO ATTEND INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO: ASIAN
BADGER, UNCLE FRED, NICK SCHWEITZER AND STEVEEGG. CLINT WILL BE
ARRIVING IN THE SECOND WAVE OF ARRIVALS.

PREPARATIONS SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. THIS IS A SERIOUS
SITUATION, AND IF YOU’RE NOT THERE, YOU’RE NOWHERE.

$$

URGENT - DRINKING RIGHT MESSAGE
NO RUNNY EGGS OAK CREEK WI
700 PM CDT SAT APR 5 2008

...SIGNIFICANT DRINKING EXPECTED IN SOUTHEAST WISCONSIN...

THERE IS A POTENTIAL FOR DRINKING OF GREATER THAN THREE ALCOHOLIC
DRINKS IN AN AREA ALONG AND NORTH OF BURLEIGH STREET BETWEEN
76TH STREET AND 84TH STREET TUESDAY EVENING. A BUNCH OF BLOGGERS
WILL CONVERGE ON PAPA'S SOCIAL CLUB...7718 WEST BURLEIGH STREET...
BY 7 PM TUESDAY...AND THEN PROCEED TO SHOOT THE BULL FOR SEVERAL
HOURS.

WIZ059-060-065-066-071-060000-
WASHINGTON-OZAUKEE-WAUKESHA-MILWAUKEE-RACINE-
700 PM SAT APR 5 2008

...DRINKING RIGHT WATCH IS IN EFFECT FROM 7 PM CDT TUESDAY EVENING
THROUGH 1030 PM TUESDAY EVENING...

A DRINKING RIGHT WATCH IS IN EFFECT FROM 7 PM CDT TUESDAY EVENING
THROUGH 1030 PM TUESDAY EVENING.

THERE IS A POTENTIAL FOR DRINKING OF GREATER THAN THREE ALCOHOLIC
DRINKS IN AN AREA ALONG AND NORTH OF BURLEIGH STREET BETWEEN
76TH STREET AND 84TH STREET TUESDAY EVENING. A BUNCH OF BLOGGERS
WILL CONVERGE ON PAPA'S SOCIAL CLUB...7718 WEST BURLEIGH STREET...
BY 7 PM TUESDAY...AND THEN PROCEED TO SHOOT THE BULL FOR SEVERAL
HOURS.

A DRINKING RIGHT WATCH MEANS THAT AN EDITION OF DRINKING RIGHT
IS EXPECTED TO BE HELD BETWEEN 36 AND 72 HOURS OF THE ISSUANCE
OF THE WATCH. BLOGGERS SHOULD MAKE PREPARATIONS NOW...INCLUDING
FILLING THE GAS TANK FOR A TRIP TO AND FROM PAPA'S SOCIAL CLUB...
ASKING THE SIGNIFICANT OTHER TO COME ALONG...AND ENSURING A FULL
WALLET. CONTINUE TO MONITOR EITHER NO RUNNY EGGS OR REAL DEBATE
WISCONSIN FOR ADDITIONAL UPDATES AND A LIKELY ISSUANCE OF A
DRINKING RIGHT WARNING.

$$

This is the Emergency Blogging System. Old dumbshit Egg failed to activate it at 7 pm to make the warning 96 hours, but this is not a test.

The March edition of Drinking Right will be at the usual place on the usual date at the usual time. For those not familiar with that, we drink at Papa’s Social Club (7718 W Burleigh in Milwaukee) on the second Tuesday of the month unless otherwise rescheduled (this month, that’s March 11) at 7 pm.

Be there, or be nowhere.

This concludes this activation of the Emergency Blogging System.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated in response to Fred’s activation of the Drinking Right Preferential Tuesday Alert System. This is not a drill (they go Black-and-Decker-Black-and-Decker-Black-and-Decker), nor is this a test (no grades will be handed out).

Drinking Right will not be held the second Tuesday of the month (as usual), Drinking Right will be held tomorrow, the 5th of February at Papa’s Social Club.

See you there.

In addition, unless Patrick, Shoebox, or Leslie want to liveblog Super-Duper Fat Tuesday, there will be no liveblog of that here. Your crazy humble blog host will have details on who is live-blogging tomorrow (Fred and Steve will be too busy drinking, Aaron will be too busy in Ohio). This concludes this activation of the Emergency Blogging System.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated to test pagination in posts.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated to give you your three-hour warning on tonight’s Drinking Right. You are instr…er, invited to make your way to Papa’s Social Club, 7718 W Burleigh in Milwaukee. The drinking starts at 7 and continues until the last person is done.

We now return you to your regular blogging.

Revisions/extensions (12:05 pm 12/27/2007 – steveegg) – That’s the last time I let the EBS do the math.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated because the moron that runs this place wanted it activated.

The Cheddarsphere Holiday Party begins at high noon, December 30, 2007, at Papa’s Social Club. Head over to Real Debate Wisconsin to RSVP and more details.

We now return you to your regularily-scheduled blogging.