I got a copy of my passport, a copy of my driver’s license and a signed copy of some useless form bundled up and sent to the TSA today. I asked Mrs. Shoe whether on the envelope, I should address it to:
Moron – TSA
I thought it would get my envelope to the top of the stack. She didn’t think being at the top of the stack would be a good thing.
When they find their inner Denny Green and realize that “I was who I thought I was,” or something like that, will they actually send me a note and say “just kidding!” Or, will I just magically be able to use the kiosks again just like I magically ceased to have the ability to use the kiosks on Monday?
