Hey, guess what? The DHS recognizes my existence!
At day 22 of my captivity, the DHS now says that they have all the information they need to make a determination of whether I am who I say I am!
You’ll love this:
We are currently reviewing the submission to determine if the delays are caused by incorrect information or mistaken identity. We will also coordinate with other Federal Agencies as appropriate to make this determination and to correct any errors.
“If” the delays are caused by incorrect information or mistaken identity? Damn right they are!
Stay tuned. I suspect I’ll be getting a friendly check in from the IRS next!
So when will they break out the “you are who we thought you were” speech? ;)