No Runny Eggs

Yes, it’s back for a very-limited engagement (unless I can figure out how to keep this from taking all day).

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That doesn’t mean it’s a short-stack. I can’t do that to you.

• The ObamiNation In Your Face Violence Has Begun, Part I – Jim Hoft reports a John McCain supporter had his car vandalized for the “crime” of having a McCain/Palin sticker on it.
• The ObamiNation In Your Face Violence Has Begun, Part II – Jim Hoft also reports some ObamiNation zealots tried their damndest to get run over by Sarah Palin’s motorcade. Fortunately, the lead officers in the motorcade reversed their motorcycles and moved them out of the way before they could get steamrolled.
• The ObamiNation In Your Face Violence Has Begun, Part III – Sean M. notes that Maryland’s ‘Rats are eating their own who dare to have an independent mind.
• The ObamiNation In Your Face Violence Has Begun, Part IV – Sean M. also found the selective vandalism has reached Indiana.
• The ObamiNation In Your Face Violence Has Begun, Part V – Warner Todd Huston found an advanced ObamiNation acolyte literally laying the wood to a McCain supporter. Bonus; the assaulter was a male, the assaultee was a woman. I’ll let you decide what the NAGs and the press organs are (not) saying.
• Erick Erickson introduces us to Bill, a typical union thug leader. Long-time readers of NRE will know why I went out of my way to utter the “t-word.” I wonder if that acolyte from the above item got his lessons in getting into peoples’ faces as The Obamination has ordered from Bill or his union cohorts.
• Sister Toldjah channels Jeff Foxworthy in introducing us to the latest card from the ObamiNation Race Deck – socialism.
• Stephen Green has the definitive answer to that charge. He forgot Iosif Stalin, to whom Obama and especially his acolytes bear more than a passing resemblence.
• Tom DeLay found that many Communists agree that Obama is the closest thing to a Communist out there today.
• Laura Elizabeth found Obama’s true running mate, just in case The Human Gaffe Machine doesn’t quite make it. Yes, Karl Marx would be very comfortable with him.
• Headess Blogger found that even the youth of America are not immune from the card if they dare oppose The Obamination.
• Eric notes the next target of the Obamination Express is the Republican Jewish Coalition. At least they have the decency to merely ignore them rather than include them in the In Your Face Violence Tour (if only for now).
• Bruce has the bumper sticker of the day week month year…

  

  Read it and weep, liberals. I’m going nowhere.

• Tom McMahon introduces the Obama-Biden Gaffe-O-Matic. It’s only in alpha, so it’s missing a lot of gaffes.
• No worries, Michelle Malkin makes a few additions to the Joe Biden half of that.
• Zip tosses in one for the Obama half – changeable sports loyalties. What does one expect from a White Sox fan, after all?
• Swint wonders if Biden is trying to sabotage the Obamination Express.
• RightwingSparkle has an addition to the extensive case against Obama – his stance on guns.
• Lance Burri pages the ‘Rats who thought that money in politics was bad only before the Obamination Express rolled up $150 million in September.
• Victor Davis Hanson asks the $640 million question – why did Obama maintain his friendship with Bill Ayers for 4 years after 9/11?
• Charles Henrickson mints a new parody classic on the Ayers/Obama connection.
• On the first day of the Obama/ACORN Connection, Jessi gave to me deep roots in the ACORN tree. Yes, there is a reason why I don’t sing.
• Jim Geraghty found a 13.45-percentage-point difference between Obama and McCain over President Bush.
• Ed Morrissey caught the Obamination Express telling the presstitutes, “Show me the money!” I wonder how many press organs would be busting every campaign finance rule by showing them the money.

Part 2 will be up shortly. First, I have to find a second song.