No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

The Morning Scramble – 5/20/2008

by @ 9:16 on May 20, 2008. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

I hate the chopped, MTV-friendly version of this song, so enjoy the Matrixed version…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrbdCJiqzCE[/youtube]

  • Find out who took one for the team in this week’s Blogs4Bauer Writers’ Strike Substitute episode.
  • Aaron has a more-or-less good update on yesterday’s billing snafu.
  • Ed Morrissey looks into the soul of Minnesota’s own madrassa and finds it a hateful, violent place. I’m shocked, SHOCKED that the Religion of Pieces would beat up a news crew in front of the chilrun.
  • Jim Geraghty asks who can pull off going to Iran.
  • Zip notes that if one is talking about the Nixonian version, it’s not going to be Barack Hussein Obama; the Iranians would see a victory for him as the “conquer(ing) of heart of American society.”
  • Mike has the salient quote regarding BHO – “Talk softly and throw the stick away!”
  • American Pundit explores the rather-sizable skeletons in the closet of one Greg Craig, a top foreign policy advisor for BHO. Do the names Pedro Miguel Gonzalez, John Hinckley and Kofi Annan ring a bell? If not, go read and refresh your memory.
  • Plebian divides the states as the Obamas see them.
  • Cam Edwards cannot believe the rules for the caterers at the DNC convention. No fried foods, no bottled drinks, and all food must be local and/or organic. Glad I didn’t try to cover the recreation of 1968.
  • Ace cancels the coming recession. Presstitutes respond by changing the definition of recession to include 1.5% growth in the economy.
  • Doubleplusundead declares flavored Dew an EPIC FAIL. Why, oh why couldn’t PepsiCo stick with regular Mountain Dew, the Not-Quite-Official Soft Drink of No Runny Eggs (okay, I’ll let your dieting types have Diet Dew).
  • Sean Hackbarth smacks the Governator around for not even considering spending cuts to close California’s budget shortfall. Except for scattered outposts like Nevada and clarion calls from people like Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner, the idea of reducing the gubmint appetite is lost on both halves of the bipartisan Party-In-Government.
  • Donna Martinez has the proof of the inevitable step government takes after conservation becomes too successful for the gubmint coffers.
  • SteveF applies the Orwell Farm example to speed cameras. Care to guess who’s refusing to pay?
  • Christian Schneider goes into the memory vault to explain why state Sen. Roger Breske (D) will be the next Commissioner of Railroads. He was the key vote that allowed Jim “Craps” Doyle (WEAC/Potawatomi-For Sale) to put the Potawatomi in my description.
  • Owen channels his inner geek. After all, there are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don’t.

A programming note; the Scramble will not happen next week, at least not with my name attached to it. I will be out of the country on the great walleye hunt north of the border.

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