(H/T – The Florida Masochist via bRight & Early’s First Cup)
Because I don’t want to think about the Huck-A-Boom sweeping through the Giuliani firewall of Florida, and Thompson’s and Romney’s last stand of South Carolina, right now, I’ll go international for today’s sign of the apocalypse – 40% of Japanese men sit to pee. That’s an almost-300% movement in the wrong direction from 1999, and it’s fueled by the younger Japanese. The ChiComs and Krazy Kim are licking their chops as there is no sign of the samurai returning.
To paraphrase Popeye, “Tha’s all I can stands, and I’ll stands ever more.”
That has to be one of the strangest studies I’ve ever seen. Real men stand!
The Feminazis have been pushing for this in Europe, mandating (no pun intended) that men be forced to sit down to urinate because of some equity issues.
I’m surprised it hasn’t started here.
Of course Hillary, Rosie O’Donnell and Janet Reno don’t have to sit down to pee …
A promising study of hope! ;-)
I really hate to pee in your Wheaties, guys (sorry, couldn’t resist), but I wish that the men in my house would sit down when they do their business. If they insist on standing, they should have to clean up the nastiness that runs down the sides of the toilet and onto the floor when they miss the target.
Pardon the rudeness, but a bathroom that smells of errant pee is something we gals can’t quite get used to, nor do we relish cleaning it up.
Maybe I should contact these Japanese women and ask them exactly how they’ve convinced these guys to sit down?
Although… I have to agree that it is a little unmanly. (I would never tell hubby that.) ;-)