No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

Archive for July, 2007

July 6, 2007

Friday videos – the return

by @ 15:55. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I’m not photogenic (or patient), so don’t look for me to do what these talented folks do with the camera.

Item #1 – Uncle Jimbo explores the “mind” of a John Kerry-in-training Truther. As UJ says, “But don’t doubt it for a second. This kid is crazy as a shithouse rat.”

Item #2 – This week’s Vent, with Bryan filling in for Michelle (who did an admirable job filling in for Bill O’Reilly despite sabotage from the producers), takes out NBC on the Interceptor-v-Dragon Skin issue. In case you forgot, NBC rigged a Chevy pickup to blow up to play up the fact that those trucks had saddlebag gas tanks 15 years ago.

Item #3 – This week’s HamNation gets the Silky Pony treatment. Just how high-maintenance is John Edwards that getting everything done at DC’s premier salon for political celebrities doesn’t match his most-expensive haircut? (Revision/extension – 5:15 pm 7/6/2007) For those of you who can’t stand AARP, there is the YouTube version of this week’s HamNation.

Yahoo is hard down – Update – back up

by @ 8:48. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Their search, news, their free pages, mail, and database servers are all dead. My old domain is still working, though the redirect is not because it is database-based.

Revisions/extensions (8:58 am 7/6/2007) – They’re back up (for the most part). Mail’s still dead.

Further revisions/extensions (9:00 am 7/6/2007) – Back down. Somebody send a wakeup call to the left coast.

Hopefully the last one (9:20 am 7/6/2007) – Back up. Kick ’em when they’re up. Kick ’em when they’re down. Kick ’em when they’re up. Kick ’em all around.

WisTAXsin – behind the numbers

by @ 8:33. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin, Taxes.

I’m a bit late to this party, but the Tax Foundation ran some interesting numbers on just the $15.2 billion-in-FY-2009 tax increase. I don’t particularily like the first chart they produced that had the tax increase representing 50% of the FY-2009 general fund revenue because it understates the actual increase. They also ignored the $1.6 billion increase in the rest of the taxes. Let’s redo that chart of top percentage tax increases between 2000 and 2006 (plus Wisconsin) to reflect the percentage increase and both the total tax increase passed by the state Senate and the portion that isn’t going to CubaCare:

(N/A) – Wisconsin proposes an increase in taxes by 110.5% in 2009 with the full monty tax increase
#1 – Nevada increased taxes by 16.4% in 2004
#2 – New Hampshire increased taxes by 15.7% in 2000
#3 – Tennessee increased taxes by 13.3% in 2003
#4 – Nevada increased taxes (again) by 11.6% in 2005 (making for a 29.9% increase from 2003 to 2005)
#5 – Indiana increased taxes by 11.1% in 2003
(N/A) – Wisconsin proposes an increase in taxes by 10.5% in 2009 with CubaCare taken out (essentially the Doyle increase)
#6 – Idaho increased taxes 9.7% in 2004
#7 – New Hampshire increased taxes by 8.1% in 2001 (making for a 25.1% increase from 1999 to 2001)
#8 – Oregon increased taxes by 8.1% in 2004
#9 – New York increased taxes by 6.6% in 2004
#10 – Ohio increased taxes by 6.5% in 2004

It gets worse. Again, the Tax Foundation neglected to take the Doyle increase into consideration when they considered the increase as a percentage of the gross state product, so let’s do that:
(N/A) – Wisconsin proposes a tax increase equal to 6.632% of the GSP in 2009 with the full monty increase
(N/A) – Wisconsin proposes a tax increase equal to 0.632% of the GSP in 2009 with just the Doyle increases
The previous #1 – Indiana passed a tax increase equal to 0.446% of the GSP in 2003

You read that one right kids. Even if you took out CubaCare, Wisconsin would still have the largest tax increase as a percentage of the economy in the recent history of the country. Specifically, it would be 42% larger than the next-largest tax increase as a percentage of the state’s economy. Keep in mind that is just the increase to the state.

But wait, it gets EVEN WORSE! The Tax Foundation went and calculated what the total state-and-local tax burden would have been if we had these tax increases this year. While they assumed that both the $15.2 billion for CubaCare and the additional $1.6 billion would have been applied in full this year, I’ll assume a 3.3% annual inflation for the 2-year difference. Let’s run the 2007 state-and-local tax burden as a percentage of income chart again:

(N/A) – Average federal take 21.7%
(N/A) – Federal take from Wisconsin taxpayers 20.0%
(N/A) – Wisconsin 19.8% with the full-monty increase (increase adjusted downward for inflation)
#1 – Vermont 14.1%
#2 – Maine 14.0%
#3 – New York 13.8%
(N/A) – Wisconsin 13.0% with just the Doyle increase (increase adjusted downward for inflation)
#4 – Rhode Island 12.7%
#5 – Ohio 12.4%
#6 – Hawaii 12.4%
#7 – Wisconsin 12.3% (current)

Do note that this does not include either any out-of-state tax increases or any local tax increases in Wisconsin. If CubaCare and the rest of the tax increases pass intact, we’ll be paying nearly as much to Uncle Craps as we do Uncle Sam. That hasn’t happened since FDR rolled in with the SocSecurity Ponzi scheme. Even if we “just” get Doyle’s increases, we’re back within striking distance of #1.

Congratulations, voters. Congratulations, Dale Schultz and Mary Panzer. Thanks to your stupidity, we’re on our way to doing something we never have done; be the most-heavily-taxed state in the nation.

Revisions/extensions (4:42 pm 7/6/2007) – corrected a typo.

July 5, 2007

Since I didn’t get a response the first time…

by @ 19:58. Filed under NRE Polls, Politics - National.

…let’s see if throwing it up as a poll gets people to contemplate the folly of Nobody’s Senator’s “solution” to high oil prices, namely, attempt to apply the Sherman Anti-Trust Act to soverign nations. While I do give him a modicum of credit for placing the blame where it belongs, he has no concept of either market forces or soverignty.

Do you?

Open Thread Thursday

by @ 16:03. Filed under Open Thread Thursday.

Yeah, today’s almost over, and yeah, I blew it last week, and yeah, nobody contributes, but don’t let that stop you.

Theme widgetization (almost) done

by @ 12:50. Filed under The Blog.

I’ve widgetized the Journalized version of the search box, the internal links and the other category, so now I’m running widgetized sidebars on both ends. I personally still have the links widget to fix because I prefer randomized order :-)

Revisions/extensions (3:00 pm 7/5/2007) – Did a down-and-dirty trick fix to get the random blogroll back.

July 4, 2007

Liveblogging the Continental Congress

by @ 7:57. Filed under History.

(H/T – Michelle)

Rick Moran grabbed a 240-cell battery for his laptop, hopped into his time machine, and decided to cover the Continental Congress’ deliberations over declaring independence. As I type, he’s got vote for independence on the 2nd and the debate over the declaration on the 3rd. I may or may not be here to link to today’s liveblogging.

Revisions/extensions (1:54 pm 7/4/2007) – The signing is imminent. In honor of that, I’ll go shoot some fireworks and leave Rick to do the dirty work.

This is what it’s all about

by @ 7:27. Filed under Politics - National.

IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.–Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

July 3, 2007

Been burnt out

by @ 15:40. Filed under Miscellaneous.

That explains the lack of posts.

Have a happy 4th of July, everybody.

July 2, 2007

But, but, but I thought Apples were invulnerable

by @ 14:46. Filed under Business, Politics - National.

(H/T – Pete)

It sure looks like our friends across the pond will have the iPhone much earlier than Apple had intended. The Times of London reports that hackers have had theoretical success in untethering the iPhone from AT&T, which would allow, among other things, people in Europe to use the iPhone much earlier than the end-of-the-year release date intended by Apple. Like Pete and unlike The Times, I won’t give you links to the hackers, but they’re pretty easy to find.

Hack on!

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