No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

Archive for May, 2007

May 7, 2007

It don’t mean a thing if I ain’t got that swing

by @ 16:05. Filed under Miscellaneous.

And I definitely don’t have that swing right now. I’m going on 3 weeks of a seriously-bum ankle, allergies are in full bloom, and I’m plum out of ideas. Let’s see…

– The French elected a conservative and the lieberals rioted. I have to wonder what percentage of that was the Islamokazi component; after all, they’re only a generation or two from being able to turn France into part of the Caliphate via the ballot box if they stick together, even if the rest of France don’t do what the French usually do when faced with a threat and simply surrender.

The May edition of Drinking Right is tomorrow. Same time, same place. See you at Papa’s Social Club at 7.

– The family that robs together sticks together – a father/son bank-robbing team was busted in Wauwatosa. I guess Pappy needed some more cash so he could be a “good Samaritan”. And people wonder why I’ve always hated “Robin Hood”.

– The mob lives on in Vegas; some wise guy used explosives on top of a car parked in the Luxor hotel parking garage to conduct a near-perfect surgical hit at 4 am this morning, killing one and injuring another. At least that’s what the police are saying. Say, how’s the OU bombing investigation going, you know, the one where Joel Hinrichs blew himself up outside the crowded football stadium back in 2005?

There’s one more item that I want to give the full-blown NRE treatment to, so like the Terminator, I’ll be back.

May 4, 2007

Allergic catch-up

by @ 20:07. Filed under Miscellaneous.

If it’s spring, my allergies are knocking me flat out. Let’s see what I missed by not blogging the last couple days:

– McGee/Jackson Sr. may have finally stepped in it by defaming Charlie Sykes over the tragic death of his mother on his WNOV-AM show (thanks much for recording this, Patrick). The story went national, with many thanks to both Patrick and Pete. John McAdams managed to get a few words out of WNOV President/CEO Jerrel Jones, who decided to air a laughing McGee/Jackson Jr in Sr’s spot today (per Fred). Sure looks like Mr. Jones thinks it’s yet another McGee/Jackson “laughing” matter; I wonder if he has deep-enough pockets for the hopefully-pending FCC action against WNOV-AM.

– The Pubbies had a debate on MSNBC yesterday that nobody (including me) watched. Thankfully, Sister Toldjah dug up the transcript. The big news is that the Tommy Thompson killed his campaign by “mishearing” a question on the right of employers to fire gay workers.

– The de-facto elimination of the Craps Tax Anti-Freeze (would allow a 4%+growth increase) and a doubling of the real-estate transfer fee placed on those trying to escape the Tax HELL known as WisTAXsin survived the Joint Finance Committee (H/T – Owen). With Mike Huebsch all-but-on-board with the massive gas tax increase (which is now worth more than 8 cents/gallon), I am not confident that the Assembly will pull these tax increases out either, or if they do pull them out, will keep them out when the inevitable conference committee puts together the final budget.

– Speaking of gas, we’re now over $3.20/gallon. Gee, when we’ve gone 30 years since a new refinery was built or a new domestic oil field was exploited, we still have 40-some boutique gases with our special blend of Algore/Whitman Memorial Crap Gas having both summer and winter blends, and a couple refinery problems pop up, is it any wonder that we’ve had a 60% increase since the winter sub-$2/gallon lows? Oh, and expect $3.45 by tomorrow courtesy the 9.18% minimum markup law.

This week’s Friday Freefly takes aim at the new milblog rules and various House DhimmiRATs.

That’s all for today. AAAAA-CHOO!!!!!

May 1, 2007

Prayers to Charlie Sykes and the Sykes family

by @ 20:46. Filed under Miscellaneous.

His mother died in a house fire this afternoon.

Speaking of taxes…

by @ 18:01. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin, Taxes.

Item #1 comes to us with a hat tip to The BlogfatherAssembly Speaker Mike Huebsch isn’t ruling out backing the 2.5% oil profits tax even though he realizes that it will be an over-7-cents-per-gallon tax increase. After all, he has to keep Payne and Dolan happy, taxpayers be damned.

Item #2 is from Owen’s latest column (H/T so I can get the trackback from Boots and Sabers). It really hammers home the both the sham that is the concept of fund transfers and the insatable appetite of the units of government that are the beneficiaries (and in this case) the authors of that transfer. Can anyone tell me why the state needs $7 out of the $12 fee for the first copy of a birth certificate when it has no cost associated with either maintaining or reproducing that certificate (at least it doesn’t currently take anything out of the $3 for a second copy requested at the same time), much less its proposed take of over half of the proposed $20 fee for EVERY copy, specifically without the oinks and squeals that are the only truthful reason?

And don’t think the other end of the cradle-to-grave mentality that Jim “Craps” Doyle (WEAC/Potawatomi-For Sale) has isn’t covered. Copies of death certificates will be going up from $7 for the first copy and $3 for each additional copy to $20 for each and every copy. Today’s lesson; do not die in Wisconsin.

What’s Yours Is Mine part 3,212

by @ 16:35. Filed under Politics - Wisconsin, Taxes.

Today’s Journal Sentinel drones on about Department of Revenue Secretary Roger Ervin’s whine that we taxpayers are “underpaying” Wisconsin taxes to the tune of $4 billion to $6 billion annually, or between 30% and 45% of the $13.3 billion that the politicos in the Capitol seem to think they’re entitled to. Before I get to items in the article itself, let’s take a look or two at those staggering numbers. There are roughly 3.5 million Wisconsinites between 18 and 65 according to the Census Bureau, so your state government is expecting roughly $3,800 from each and every working taxpayer. With the combination of the “progressive” personal income tax and the “regressive” sales tax, excise taxes, fees, and corporate income tax making that number pretty solid through the populace, is it really any wonder there is “tax-dodging”? Indeed, that combination, which enabled those that see huge government as the solution instead of the problem, is the very reason for that “shortfall”.

Now, on to the article….

State laws haven’t kept up with the ways taxpayers find to avoid taxes – including not paying sales taxes on Internet purchases, state Department of Revenue Secretary Roger Ervin said in his first in-depth interview since taking office about three months ago.

“We don’t have a mechanism in our government to annually update our tax statutes,” Ervin said. “If you don’t have that fundamental statutory authority to keep up with the market, you start falling further and further behind.”

Allow me to translate – Grab your wallets, folks. Gubmint wants to dream up new ways to tax you without any elected official having a say.

Ervin insisted that any moves to close the tax gap would not be a tax increase. He argued that more money flowing into the state from those who should be paying could lower current state income tax rates, now a maximum of 6.75% for individuals and 7.9% for corporations.

Bravo Sierra. More money flowing in is a working definition of a tax increase. Morever, history has taught us that if there is an additional dollar flowing into government, it will be spent by government; hence, rates will not go down.

Ervin was critical of the leaders of WMC for repeatedly saying that Wisconsin ranks among the high-taxed states nationally and that Doyle’s proposed budget would worsen its ranking because it includes $1.7 billion in tax and fee increases.

“We need to have WMC in here as a positive partner that’s willing to have a public debate about the economy in a very rational and mature way . . . ,” Ervin said.

Where to begin, oh where to begin? So much material, so little time. Since it is the High Holy day of Communists, I’ll start with the notion that Ervin has that it is the job of government to control the economy. WRONG! The Soviet bloc is no more because the governments that comprised it thought it could and should control the economy.

As for the “rational and mature” comment, that’s typical liberalism at work. According to Ervin and his fellow travellers, questioning the idea that $3,800 from every working-age taxpayer isn’t enough is verboten. Fiscal responsibility need not be brought up. The idea of government not being allowed to grow unchecked must be quashed at all costs.

HORSE MANURE! The root problem is that government is too big. It may manifest itself with a myriad of taxes designed to hide government’s true cost. It may manifest itself with fund transfers that have become the vast majority of state spending. It may manifest itself with the idea that government must provide health care, or tell restaurants whether they can allow smoking, or that we need two full-fledged Interstate highways between Milwaukee and Green Bay.

Today’s sign that Pelosi is delusional

by @ 13:57. Filed under Politics - National, War on Terror.

(H/T – Curt)

The following comes from Congressional Quarterly (subscription required)

The much-anticipated presidential veto of the Iraq supplemental spending bill was to have taken place already, but a signature "” or lack thereof "” has been standing in the way. And it’s not President Bush’s signature "” it’s House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s.

The conference report on the bill [was] adopted by the House and cleared by the Senate last week, but Pelosi, D-Calif., wanted time to personally read it and sign it before sending it to Pennsylvania Avenue.

Either Plastic still thinks she’s President or she’s very lazy.

This blog will NOT shut down today

by @ 8:01. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Instead, I am running a 1-day impromptu poll on how many Che Guevara shirts will make their appearances in Milwaukee’s May Day/Reconquista rally.

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