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Islamokazi gratitude, the Albanian edition

by @ 8:26 on May 8, 2007. Filed under War on Terror.

(H/Ts – Allahpundit and JammieWearingFool. Also, there is a strong-language warning, which is why I didn’t actively trackback to them because they’re a bit calmer than I am.)

The AP may have scrubbed all references of the Religion of Pieces, Islam, from their current 8 am story on 6 Islamokazis who planned on storming Fort Dix to kill as many soldiers as they could (credit to FoxNews.com, they switched off the crAP dispatch), but we’ll stick with The Star Ledger because they didn’t bow to the political correctness…

Federal investigators last night arrested six men who were planning a heavily-armed armed attack against soldiers at Fort Dix as part of a jihad against America, according to two law enforcement sources.

The men had conducted surveillance of the Army base and were caught allegedly attempting to purchase AK-47s to carry out their plan, one of the sources said.

The bust came after several of them were lured to a meeting with an arms-seller who turned out to be a secret FBI informant, said both sources, who requested anonymity because they were not authorized to speak about the arrests.

The would-be attackers, ethnic Albanians who had been under surveillance by the FBI for months, practiced by shooting paintball guns and real weapons in a rural area of the Poconos, one source said. They also allegedly watched jihadist videos in which Osama bin Laden urged them toward martyrdom….

Tell me again why we went to war for these goatfuckers. Tell me how getting an F-117 shot down was worth it. I dare you, Madeline Halfbright. I double-fucking-dog dare you, S(l)ick Willie. Tell me why the fuck we still have troops over there protecting these fucking ingrates, Bush.

Revisions/extensions (9:50 am 5/8/2007) – Part 1 – AP is once again acknowledging that they might be “Islamic militants”, while Fox News has filed its own dispatch under the link that had gone to a previous AP version (hence the switch of the source of the then-current AP story). The crAP, being the presstitutes they are, couldn’t let it go without spewing the obligatory claims that Islam is “really” a religion of peace, not pieces.

Part 2 – Fox News is reporting that 3 of these ethnic Albanian Islamokazis were here illegally. Guess open borders isn’t such a great idea.

Part 2.5 – Can we stop with the spin that this was a “homegrown” plot?

Further revisions/extensions (10:13 am 5/8/2007) – WNBC in New York has the criminal complaint (H/T – Peter).

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