No Runny Eggs

(A big tip of the “John Doe” cap to Michelle Malkin)

The Atlantic City Press has the praise that US Attorney Christopher J. Christie heaped on the anonymous camera shop owner who tipped off the FBI to the Albanian Islamokazis who wanted to “thank” America for its support of the Islamist causes in the Balkans by killing as many soldiers as they could…

Christie called the camera shop owner that alerted federal authorities an American hero. The suspected terrorists had gone to the shop about 16 months ago to transfer training videos from video tape to DVD’s.

“The camera store owner saw Muslim men in military garb toting weapons in the woods. He heard them talking about jihad and how Allah was great. He called the FBI and became a hero,” Christie said….

Christie used the camera shop owner to convince the 50 local merchants at the Tuesday luncheon to report suspicious activity. He said people have become too complacent about terrorism.

“If you see something suspicious pick up the phone and call local police or the FBI. The only stupid call is the call you don’t make. Imagine if the camera store owner didn’t call the FBI,” Christie said.

Remember, If you see something, say something. Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom. (Oh, and that provided an excuse to repost the John Doe video.)

Revisions/extensions (6:43 am 5/9/2007, with more material from Michelle) – Part 1 – The Pocono Record says there was a second John Doe that helped the authorities connect the dots to the Islamokazis’ Poconos “target practice”. Bravo Zulu, Randy Swiden.

Part 2 – Frank Gaffney reports the DhimmiRATs are trying to deep-six the attempt to protect us John Does from CAIR.

(H/Ts – Allahpundit and JammieWearingFool. Also, there is a strong-language warning, which is why I didn’t actively trackback to them because they’re a bit calmer than I am.)

The AP may have scrubbed all references of the Religion of Pieces, Islam, from their current 8 am story on 6 Islamokazis who planned on storming Fort Dix to kill as many soldiers as they could (credit to FoxNews.com, they switched off the crAP dispatch), but we’ll stick with The Star Ledger because they didn’t bow to the political correctness…

Federal investigators last night arrested six men who were planning a heavily-armed armed attack against soldiers at Fort Dix as part of a jihad against America, according to two law enforcement sources.

The men had conducted surveillance of the Army base and were caught allegedly attempting to purchase AK-47s to carry out their plan, one of the sources said.

The bust came after several of them were lured to a meeting with an arms-seller who turned out to be a secret FBI informant, said both sources, who requested anonymity because they were not authorized to speak about the arrests.

The would-be attackers, ethnic Albanians who had been under surveillance by the FBI for months, practiced by shooting paintball guns and real weapons in a rural area of the Poconos, one source said. They also allegedly watched jihadist videos in which Osama bin Laden urged them toward martyrdom….

Tell me again why we went to war for these goatfuckers. Tell me how getting an F-117 shot down was worth it. I dare you, Madeline Halfbright. I double-fucking-dog dare you, S(l)ick Willie. Tell me why the fuck we still have troops over there protecting these fucking ingrates, Bush.

Revisions/extensions (9:50 am 5/8/2007) – Part 1 – AP is once again acknowledging that they might be “Islamic militants”, while Fox News has filed its own dispatch under the link that had gone to a previous AP version (hence the switch of the source of the then-current AP story). The crAP, being the presstitutes they are, couldn’t let it go without spewing the obligatory claims that Islam is “really” a religion of peace, not pieces.

Further revisions/extensions (10:13 am 5/8/2007) – WNBC in New York has the criminal complaint (H/T – Peter).