No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

Archive for October, 2005

October 21, 2005

Carnival of the Badger X

by @ 4:26. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Aaron of Subject to Change has the current Carnival of the Badger up. I’m honored to be part of the treasure hunt.

Mushroom revisited

by @ 4:25. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Sorry about not blogging much for a bit; I’ve been distracted by Wilma and a bit under the weather.

National Review Online has a PDF copy of Miers’ Senate Judiciary Committee questionnaire. It does have a promising answer on the “judicial activism” question, but otherwise contains no new evidence of what her judicial philosophy is. More-telling, however, is how the left side of the Judiciary Committee received it – both Arlen “Scottish Law” Specter and the ‘Rats denounced it as content-free. I guess they’re troubled that she won’t give them assurances that she considers Roe v Wade to be an “uber-precedent”.

October 19, 2005

Police chalk report

by @ 0:08. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Since the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel racist Jentinel refuses to do much with the information it has as far as the “average” homicide goes, I guess it falls to me to amplify what is known.

Milwaukee likely had its 101st homicide (unless there was something both the Journtinel and I missed) Sunday as police found the body of a nude woman in a basement of an abandoned building Sunday afternoon (item #3 in Monday’s Regional Briefs behind a dead horse and 6 slightly-injured people in a hayride accident and the first mention of part two of this post). I figured I would give the Journtinel the benefit of the doubt because police hadn’t ruled the death a homicide as of Sunday evening (ignoring that, not too long ago, finding a dead, nude body in an abandoned building would have been front-page material even without a police call of homicide), but here it is almost Wednesday, and despite an autopsy that was to have been done Monday, there has been no update.

Meanwhile, a Saturday night shooting in the ‘burbs, specifically, West Allis (item #2 in Monday’s Regional Briefs linked above; I wonder why it couldn’t make it into Sunday’s papers – oh that’s right, only the sports desk remains open after 9 pm) that ultimately resulted in the death of the person shot can’t even rise above third in Tuesday’s Regional Briefs (behind the arrest of a slumlord that owed just over $15,000 in fines and a donation of bone marrow from a Chinese doctor to an 8-year-old girl with a potentially-deadly blood disease). While Milwaukee has become “Gunfight at the OK Corral”, despite (or perhaps, because of) the complete inability of citizens to carry arms legally, I don’t remember West Allis as the murder capital of the world.

A horse accident and an international bone marrow donation are bigger news items than a pair of homicides? Talk about your odd news judgements.

Revisions/extensions – Guess we found out why they don’t cover murders more extensively.

October 18, 2005

Near-future Insight questions

by @ 23:27. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Charlie Sykes in his live-blogging of Vrakas’ landslide victory in the Waukesha County Executive race, asks a pair of interesting questions:

Quick quiz, who is more out of touch with Waukesha County voters: the JS editorial board or the Waukesha Freeman’s Dennis Shook, who wins the honor of writing the single most clueless piece on the race.

Quick quiz, Question #2: Do you think it bothers the editors at the JS that they consistently back candidates who get 20% of the vote (Mary Panzer), a third of the vote (Jim Dwyer)… and whoever it was who ran against Scott Walker? Do you think they notice a pattern here?

Let’s see if my sleep-deprived addled brain can come up with some semi-coherent answers:

1. This is a damn good question. On one side, you have a bunch of elitists writing for the East Side of Milwaukee, whose only contact with Waukesha County may well be shopping trips so they can avoid the half-percent sales tax here in Milwaukee. On the other, you have a political hack, er, journalist that wishes he was in Madison instead of Waukesha. At least the Journtinel edit board (at least those that don’t reside in Waukesha County) have the excuse of ignorance, but that’s overpowered by their arrogance.

2. It doesn’t bother them one bit (well, except for backing the Dems’/Left’s sacrifical lamb for Milwaukee County exec) because they’re not writing for those people. As long as the 3 other TV stations in Milwaukee don’t cover anything the Journtinel doesn’t, as long as CNI is owned by Journal Communications, and as long as Packer news remains essentially monopolized by Journal Communications and its TV “competitors”, they won’t feel the need to write to a larger audience.

And all the Journtinel’s horseshat, and all of Doyle’s men…

by @ 21:59. Filed under Miscellaneous.

…couldn’t save Jim “LIAR” Dwyer from getting slaughtered by Dan Vrakas 36,419 to 17,509 (67.48% to 32.44%). Just a word of warning on the link; it’s a temporary one from the Waukesha County clerk; if it dies before I catch it, the result will be archived here.

Congrats are in order to GBfan, James Wigderson, and 36,417 of their closest friends.

Mushroom watch – Day 16

by @ 21:31. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I knew that, if I waited long enough, something good would come out to start to balance the drumbeat of bad on Miers’ nomination. FoxNews has a transcript of a questionnaire Miers filled out for Texans United for Life Political Action Committee –

1. If Congress passes a Human Life Amendment to the Constitution that would prohibit abortion except when it was necessary to prevent the death of the mother, would you actively support its ratification by the Texas Legislature?

Miers’ answer: Yes

2. If the Supreme Court returns to the States the right to restrict abortion, would you actively support legislation that would reinstate our 1973 abortion law that prohibited all abortions except those necessary to prevent the death of the mother?

Miers’ answer: Yes

3. Will you oppose the use of public monies for abortion except where necessary to prevent the death of the mother?

Miers’ answer: Yes

4. Will you oppose the use of City funds or facilities by any persons, groups, clinics or organizations to promote, encourage or provide referrals for abortions?

Miers’ answer: Yes

5. Will you vote against the appointment of pro-abortion persons to City Boards or Committees that deal with health issues? (To the extent Pro-Life views are relevant.)

Miers’ answer: Yes

6. Would you refuse the endorsement of any organization that supports abortion-on-demand?

Miers’ answer: Yes

This does not come as a surprise to me.

October 17, 2005

My endorsement for Waukesha County Executive

by @ 23:54. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I join GBfan and Patrick (among others) in endorsing Dan Vrakas over Jim “The Liar” Dwyer. I only wish I could vote in this, but the last time I checked, Oak Creek wasn’t in Waukesha County and I’m not a ‘Rat.

For those of you in Waukesha County, remember, “Vote V for Victory”, and “A vote for Dwyer is a vote for Doyle”.

Week 6, the instant replay

by @ 23:44. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Time to start reviewing what is already a big-money weekend (this will be updated with the Sunday night/Monday night games when they’re played):

Miami 13 @ Tampa Bay (-4) 27 – Rushing yards – Chambers 25, Frerotte 9, Williams 8.
Minnesota 3 @ Chicago 28 (-3) – The NFC North is still winless on the road.
Carolina 21 (+1) @ Detroit 20 – There’s still hope; Duh Lions’ non-division win is also outside of the conference.
NY Giants @ Dallas (-3.5-LOSS) – …but he’s good enough to screw my line.
Atlanta 34 (-5.5-LOSS) vs New Orleans @ San Antonio – They came oh-so-close to taking this thing overtime, but losers get called for defensive holding on field goals.
Cincinatti 31 (-3) @ Tennessee 23 – Who knew the BenGALS were this good?
Cleveland 3 @ Baltimore 16 (-6) – So I was a bit off on the final. I wasn’t off on who would score how many times.
Jacksonville 23 (+3) @ Pittsburgh 17 (OT) – I was right; Charlie Freaking Batch didn’t score them…because he didn’t play.
Washington 21 @ Kansas City 28 (-6) – I’ll take my Deadskins medium-well.
NY Jets 17 @ Buffalo 27 (-3) – If I were greedy, I would have taken the over.
San Diego (-1.5) @ Oakland – Did I not tell you to run, not walk to take advantage of this mistake in the line?
New England 20 @ Denver 28 (-3) – Difference between this week and last; Denver realized that the Prevent defense only prevents victories before they blew the line.
Houston 10 @ Seattle 42 (-9.5) – I should’ve taken the over.
St Louis 28 (+13.5) @ Indianapolis 45 – At least I took the over, and turned it into some cracktion.

With that, I wrap up a 11-3 record against the line (50-38-2 on the year), and a 14-0 romp straight-up.

Revisions/extensions – #1-I added the Sunday Night win; I’m now 11-2 against the line and 13-0 straight-up.
#2-Threw in the MNF game and the wrap-up.

Mushroom watch – Day 15

by @ 9:31. Filed under Miscellaneous.

The vacation from politics, like the great weather this weekend, couldn’t last forever. With major hat tips to Captain Ed at Captain’s Quarters and Sean of TAM, we find out from Time that the White House has changed its strategy on Miers’ nomination. They’re now going to bring up her “experience dealing with such real-world issues as the Voting Rights Act when she was a Dallas city council member and Native American tribal sovereignty when she was chairwoman of the Texas Lottery Commission.”

I don’t know about the latter issue (if someone from Texas stumbling through here can enlighten me, please do so), but that VRA “experience” isn’t exactly reflective of a conservative philosophy. The 10/11 OpinionJournal Best of the Web has already started the process of deciphering that. Oops.

October 16, 2005

MJS endorses Dwyer, bloggers destroy endorsement before it gets published

by @ 22:53. Filed under Miscellaneous.

In what is the least-surprising endorsement of the year, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel racist Jentinel endorsed Waukesha County Board Chairman Jim Dwyer for Waukesha County executive. Through the wonders of the Internet and the blogosphere, we have a full destruction of this before the first paper rolls off the press. Kevin at Lakeshore Laments calls it “The Death Knoll” (seems the Journtinel edits don’t have a very good track record of endorsing winners), and Owen at Boots and Sabers just destroys the editorial piece by moronic piece.

There has been but two questions the edits at 4th and State ask when endorsing a candidate –

  1. Who has spent more time in government?
  2. Who is more liberal?

Answer those two questions, and you’ll find who they endorse 99 times out of 100.

Revisions/extensions – using the standards of the racist Jentinel, Dwyer deserves an asterisk as he no longer represents the majority of his district

Packer-less Week 6

by @ 10:09. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Okay; time to run it around. 37-35-2 is not going to put bread on the table. As always, these are for entertainment purposes only, the lines are courtesy Yahoo, and if you’re crazy enough to put money down based on these picks, do so legally.

Miami @ Tampa Bay (-4) – The cancer’s back, and there’s going to be trouble.
Minnesota @ Chicago (-3) – The NFC North is 0-for-the-season on the road. I see nothing to change this, especially after “The Ho Boat” incident.
Carolina (+1) @ Detroit – If, by some miracle, Detroit wins this one, it’s all over.
NY Giants @ Dallas (-3.5) – Eli isn’t good enough yet to win games like these.
Atlanta (-5.5) vs New Orleans @ San Antonio – The Saints have but one more win left in them; unfortunately, this isn’t the first game at Baton Rouge.
Cincinatti (-3) @ Tennessee – Do not let last week fool you.
Cleveland @ Baltimore (-6) – Take the self-imploding OldBrowns and the ridiculous under 34.5. This has the look of a 12-3 game.
Jacksonville (+3) @ Pittsburgh – I’ll hate myself about 3:15, but you’re not going to need the points. Charlie Freaking Batch ain’t gonna score them.
Washington @ Kansas City (-6) – From the altitude to the broiler; the Redskins are done.
NY Jets @ Buffalo (-3) – This may be counter-intuitive considering neither team can move the ball, but I like the over 33.
San Diego (-1.5) @ Oakland – Run, don’t walk to the nearest window to take advantage of this ridiculous mistake in the line. In his last 3 starts (3-0), Drew Brees has 7 TDs and 0 picks
New England @ Denver (-3) – This won’t be a close game. Denver will just pound the ball down the Pats’ throats.
Houston @ Seattle (-9.5) – Despite the fact that Houston won’t score, I’m tempted to take the over of 46. I won’t because that’s only a slight reach.
St Louis (+13.5) @ Indianapolis – If the over were 61 instead of 51, I’d still say, “TAKE THE OVER!”

October 15, 2005

Go, enjoy the weekend

by @ 9:22. Filed under Miscellaneous.

The leaves are turning and starting to fall, the nights are getting crisp, and the sun is still out long enough to make the days nice and comfortable. This is likely to be the last good weekend of the year, and definitely your last weekend chance to catch the fall colors without raking them (next weekend is going to be wet).

So go already. I’ll have the Weak 6 picks for those of you who believe the NFL is more than The Pack later today, after a nice country drive. Your regularily-scheduled politics will return Sunday (or whenever I decide :-) For those that can’t shake the fix, go answer Jib’s question (I already did, which is why I’m headed off to the wild orange/gold/yellow/brown/blue/green yonder).

October 14, 2005

Keep an eye on the Washington obits

by @ 13:23. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Today’s OpinionJournal Best of the Web relays a an AP report that Senior Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy (in whose 1968 Oldsmobile Mary Jo Kopechne drowned) has endorced Junior Massachusetts Senator John Kerry*, even if New York Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (widely speculated to have been involved in Vince Foster’s death) runs.

I wonder what the conditions of the bridges between the Capitol Building and Ft. Marcy Park are.

* No OpinionJournal discussion of Kerry is complete without at least one footnote.

Poison Mushroom Watch – Day 12

by @ 13:00. Filed under Miscellaneous.

John Fund, who has turned against Miers, has a pair of items in today’s OpinionJournal Political Diary (side note; they really need to create an archive for those that plunk down their cash late) that explains why he did, and also all-but-puts the nail in the coffin as far as I’m concerned.

Kevin deals with the first (her lone advesarial role in the creation of the 2001 White House Chrismas message), but the second is far more troubling. Fund relates how he has been unable to find anyone not named Nathan Hecht or not on the White House payroll who spoke with Miers about politics or judicial philosophy. He’s gone from one-time fiancee Jim Martin to the White House to the RNC and finally to Hecht, who finally gave him 2 names that didn’t return Fund’s calls. Now he’s making donations-to-favorite-charity offers on Texas talk shows to anyone else that has had substantiave political/judicial philosophy questions with Miers, and thus far, he hasn’t opened up his checkbook.

As you can tell by the title above, you can now put me down in the anti-Miers camp. Better than 11 days of a firestorm and of conflicting evidence, and the phrase on judicial philosophy is still, “Trust us”? I can’t continue to buy that and ignore the mounting pile of evidence. At this point, I can’t see how she will turn out to be anything other than a broad “like-for-like” replacement for O’Connor (with the remotely-possible “left-of-like” still hanging on by a thread). While I continue to hope that I’m wrong, I doubt that anything short of a sterling performance in the Senate Judiciary hearings (one that would likely trigger a filibuster) will change that opinion before her rulings start coming down and this truly becomes a lost opportunity to have moved the Supreme Court back toward judicial conservatism and by extension, philosophical conservatism.

Welcome WisOpinion readers

by @ 10:30. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I guess the pressure is really on now :-)

I have to thank Fred of RealDebateWisconsin for finding himself on WisOpinion’s blogroll. Now, how did they find me so quickly after taking so long to find RDW, especially since I didn’t find them first?

Marked sample ballot “accidentally” printed

by @ 9:20. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I’ll give the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel credit for publishing this on the front page, even if it is at the bottom of my edition.

Sample ballots printed for the Waukesha County executive special election give voters some unintended advice: which candidate to vote for.

Published in several newspapers this week, sample ballots promoting Tuesday’s contest between James Dwyer and Dan Vrakas include a mark signaling a vote for Dwyer.

The red-faced county clerk, Kathy Nickolaus, said the gaffe occurred when her office sent some newspapers the same sample ballots that had been marked and used to test voting machines.

“It was just a human error,” she said. “We caught it, but we didn’t catch it fast enough.”

The tainted sample ballots are being published in newspapers in Brookfield, Menomonee Falls, Mukwonago and Sussex.

Why don’t I believe that this was just a human error? At least Dan Vrakas, the victim in this, has a sense of humor – “Hey, I got the top spot on the ballot.”

Revisions/extensions – see how much racism costs yet?

October 13, 2005

Quick hits and bits

by @ 23:02. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Now that I’ve put down Louis Freeh’s My FBI for a bit, it’s time to do some fast takes on the items of the day (or today’s news tomorrow :-) –

  • The latest Carnival of the Badger is now up over at Badger Blues. I extend a welcome to those that came here from there, especially from the left side of what Folkbum calls the Cheddarsphere.
  • It sure looks like the tax “freeze” is sublimating rather than melting. Not only do reports continue to come in from across the state of 4-6% increases in tax levies (the latest locally is Wauwatosa’s 4.7% levy increase), but several communities, such as Waukesha, Eau Claire and Oconomowoc, are looking at new fees rather than fat in government.
  • On the Miers front, you have the the White House threatening Republican holdouts with primary challenges if they don’t blindly swallow the Mushroom. Also, today’s OpinionJournal Best of the Web is devoted to looking at her testimony in a 1989 voting-rights case called Williams v Dallas. If I were Culbrun, Brownback and Santorum, I’d say, “Bring it on,” and organize a counter-offensive against the likes of Chaffee and Hatch.
  • Milwaukee may go wireless. It is an intriguing proposal, especially since no taxpayer money is going in, the system is envisioned as a multi-ISP system, and there appears to be no “sole franchise” clause in the proposal, but the company making the proposal already crapped out in Madison after their partner (AOL) pulled the plug, and there are precious few details.
  • Don’t look for the Battle of Summerfest Island, with the DNR and the city of Milwaukee in one corner, and Summerfest and the ethnic festivals in the other, to end soon. Summerfest rejected a deal that would allow them, but not the ethnic festivals, to shoot off fireworks. In response, the DNR and Milwaukee’s Harbor Commission are taking a fresh, greedy look at the Summerfest grounds.
  • Charlie Sykes has links to a pair of potentially-explosive Doyle stories that reek of corruption that you probably won’t ever see in the official Milwaukee newsletter of the Doyle campaign. Then again, the LeftStreamMedia already proved that Dems can get away with illegal campaign contributions and handing travel arrangements to their friends.
  • UW continues its “What us, worry?” approach to access to its nuclear reactor. I guess they think that one locked door manned by students all-too-willing to open it for anybody with a camera is enough security, and that anybody that would want to steal the weapons-grade uranium (or other byproducts) contained in the reactor would swim for it rather than use whatever refueling mechanism exists to take it.

October 12, 2005

ABC News – College nuclear reactors have lax security

by @ 17:47. Filed under Miscellaneous.

ABC News has published the results of a 4-month investigation into security at 25 different college nuclear research reactors, which will be a topic on tonight’s tomorrow’s Primetime. I won’t detail the lapses they found, but don’t rest assured that they’re serious, especially if there’s one in your town.

Normally, I would discount ABC News’ investigations, but the Nuclear Regulatory Commission has opened investigations into breaches of security protocol at least 5 of the schools. Off the record (the NRC won’t comment publicly on this), they are University of Wisconsin, University of Florida, Texas A&M (heads up, Owen and Jed), Purdue and Ohio State (4 of which use, according to ABC, “highly-enriched, weapons-grade uranium”).

UW’s reaction? It’s a small reactor with a low amount of radioactive material, so it’s no risk. I’m glad I’m not in Madison.

Homer nod – That I got the day wrong for the Primetime showing ought to tell you how much, er, little, I watch ABC.

Mushroom quick hits – now with 33% more news

by @ 17:16. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Here we go again; more news on Harriet Miers:

  • The AP (via Yahoo) has President Bush defending Miers’ conservatism by saying that “part of Harriet’s life is her religion.” I believe I noted that before (can’t remember if it was here or elsewhere) that’s all well and good, but that’s like defending Jimmy Carter’s “conservative credentials” by saying that he is an evangelical Christian.
  • James Dobson, in an interview this morning, said that Miers wasn’t the first choice, and that some of the other candidates withdrew their names because of the toxic nature of the process. This reads like a pre-emptive attempt to sell Miers the same way Anthony Kennedy was sold. I want names of who withdrew.
  • In today’s OpinionJournal’s Political Diary, John Fund takes on Dobson’s claim that other candidates withdrew-

    Another element of the White House spin machine surfaced yesterday as James Dobson, a leader of evangelical Christians, revealed that Karl Rove had informed him that Ms. Miers was selected in part because other qualified women declined to put their families through the rigors of the confirmation process. Judge Priscilla Owen, who only this spring won confirmation to the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals after a grueling two-year battle, was cited.

    But apparently that simply isn’t the case. Judge Owen did not ask to be taken off the short list of nominees and Manuel Miranda, a former legal counsel to Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, says there is now compelling evidence that some Bush aides exaggerated potential problems with other nominees in an effort to promote Ms. Miers, who herself was in charge of the vetting process.


    There’s a name, but that’s a name that didn’t do what Dobson claimed.

Back to My FBI by Louis Freeh.

Revisions/extensions – Added John Fund’s explosion of Dobson’s claim of other nominees withdrawing, and altered the timestamp due to the nature of this.

Special “overload” edition of the Mushroom Watch

by @ 16:55. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Time to push Jib over the edge (sorry about that :-) . OpinionJournal’s Best of the Web has a very interesting run of news and comments on Miers under the heading “Mutiny on the Committee” –

  • The piece starts off by citing New York Times and Washington Times stories about aides of up to 6 Republican Senate Judiciary Committee members pushing back very hard on the Miers nomination, not “…buying what the White House is selling here” (from the WashTimes article) and “…hoping that something will happen on Miers, either that the president would withdraw her or she would realize she is not up to it and pull out while she has some dignity intact.” (from the NYTimes one).
  • BOTW editor James Taranto then outlines one scenario where the only thing pushed is a guarantee to overturn Roe v Wade, that this doesn’t convince 2 Pubbies (or more likely, turnes Specter against her, as Roe is his pet cause), and the committee rejects her 10-8″. Slight problem; SCOTUS nominees ALWAYS make the floor, even if it is with a negative recommendation from the committee.
  • It closes with a “great face-saving compromise” (Taranto’s words, not necessarily mine) from Mickey Kaus that she gets nominated to an appeals court. Taranto jumps on that, suggesting that the vacancy come from nominating Edith Jones or Janice Rogers Brown for SCOTUS.

It’s almost enough to make MY head explode :-)

Homer nod – how did I confuse the 2 top Washington newspapers?

Remember the Cole

by @ 15:23. Filed under Miscellaneous.

(HT – Marcus Aurelius via BBA)

5 years ago today, a bunch of Al-Qaida terrorists drove their explosive-laden boat up to the side of the USS Cole and exploded it. The attack took the lives of 17 sailors and nearly sunk one of the most-advanced warships in the world.

Michelle Malkin has a much-more-expansive review of this, as well as a call to remember this forgotten chapter in the Global War on Terror.

If your head hasn’t exploded yet from all the Miers talk,….

by @ 14:33. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Justin at Right Side Redux has a rather exhaustive list of the arguments, both pro and con, called The Miers Scorecard. I can’t say that I agree with his analysis that he’s leaning toward supporting Miers, but that he has this exhaustive list tells me where that comes from.

Welcome Stand in the Trenches readers

by @ 12:30. Filed under Miscellaneous.

How many welcomes is this? I’ve lost count. :-)

Seriously, ’tis reassuring that there are so many that have welcomed me to the blogosphere.

$100 laptops for Wisconsin schoolkids?

by @ 12:03. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Somehow, I missed this Journal Sentinel editorial wishing for something like Massachusetts’ plan to give $100 laptops to each Massachusetts middle/high schooler to happen in Wisconsin the first time around. I first twigged onto it during Joe Scialfa’s show on WTMJ last night (he was filling in for Mark Reardon), and in a search to see if the Wisconsin blogosphere also missed it, I found Owen’s quick hit on the MJS’s reflexive suggestion to say, “Spend more money.” and Folkbum’s reflexive negative reflection. I guess a full amateur fisking of said editorial is in order…

The purse strings have been tight in education this decade in Wisconsin and elsewhere, and retrenchment has been the rule. Even as schools have striven to boost academic achievement, budget woes have driven them to scuttle such “frills” as art, music, driver’s ed and library service.

I guess that over-paying (mostly, WEAC’s own insurance company) for such “frills” as no-employee-contribution health insurance is more important (I wouldn’t have brought that up, but the JS edit board did first).

That’s why a costly, ambitious education plan that crossed our desk (or, rather, our computer screen) from another state the other day caught our eye. Republican Gov. Mitt Romney of Massachusetts is proposing to give every middle and high school student in the state a laptop computer. He would also add 1,000 new math and science teachers and give the state’s best teachers $5,000 bonuses. The tab for the plan: $46 million next year, $143 million the year thereafter.

Romney’s plan holds lessons for industrial states like Wisconsin, which is trying to make a transition to a knowledge economy. Massachusetts is a leader in the knowledge revolution, and the governor is taking steps to ensure that it remains in the vanguard.

Probably because the price tag is so high, not because of any of the specifics. Without having the specifics of Massachusetts’ education system handy, the other 2/3rds (otherwise left unmentioned) sounds a lot like the usual government “throw money at it solution”.

To be sure, Wisconsin Gov. Jim Doyle did boost education spending by a whopping $861 million over two years. But he was mostly playing catch-up. Previously, due to a huge budget deficit, Doyle had reneged on Gov. Tommy Thompson’s vow that the state would cover two-thirds of the cost of education. Well, in the latest budget, Doyle reverted to keeping that vow. Yes, schools did benefit. But the two-thirds funding helps local property taxpayers more than it does schools.

Could it be that Craps had other people to pay off 2 years ago, and that, in this last round before the gubernatorial election, he’s making up for ignoring WEAC last time with inflated spending?

Thanks to new technology, Romney’s plan is not quite as lavish as it sounds. The Massachusetts Institute of Technology has recently developed $100 laptops for Third World students. Romney figures these hardy, versatile computers would work just as well in American classrooms.

What use, exactly, will laptops have in a middle/high school classroom? I’m a fair typist, and I can’t type fast enough to take notes with a computer. One could argue that the writing pad/tablet feature would take care of that, but there are two “slight” problems with that argument – the lack of storage (not to be confused with the 1 GB of RAM that’s currently forecast), and the steep learning curve of any handwriting-recognition software to convert handwriting into text. The lack of storage also would seem to crimp what these students can use them for. If the intent is to, as Folkbum says, “…turn schools into training grounds for private enterprise…”, the choice of Linux as the OS is a step against that.

Further, there are use and ownership issues. While the bare-bones nature of the processor and limited storage would prevent these machines from becoming Doom3 fragging gamers, that they’re both Wi-Fi and cell-phone enabled, and that they come with 4 USB ports, will inevitably be abused. Middle/high school kids tend to lose and break stuff, especially stuff they don’t own. Speaking of ownership, what happens to the machines at the end of the 7 years; do they come back to the school systems, or do they have to continuously buy those machines for each incoming class?

If there really is a pressing need, why couldn’t the parents come up with the money? I wonder what is more important; the $100 laptop, or the $150 pair of shoes?

Note that I do not address that the $100 laptop is currently vaporware, or that at the moment, $100 seems to be overly-optimistic. If we’ve learned anything, computer technology is both explosive in growth and quick to become dirt-cheap. Indeed, if the machines are intended to be corporate training tools, that these machines would be obselete long before that 7th-grader gets through high school is another argument against this plan.

By the way, Massachusetts ranked fourth in education spending among the states in the 2002-’03 school year. It averaged $11,877 per pupil, according to the U.S. Census Bureau. At $10,085 per pupil, Wisconsin ranked 12th.

State government picked up a greater share of the tab in Wisconsin than in Massachusetts. Accordingly, in local taxes going to education, Massachusetts ranked 3rd and Wisconsin 19th. That factor gives Romney more room to maneuver than Doyle has.

Another factor working for Romney is that while education spending is higher in the New England state than in Dairyland, the spending is less of a burden there than here. Wisconsin spends $54.11 for every $1,000 in personal income, ranking 14th, while Massachusetts spends $45.76, ranking 38th.

I’m actually surprised that the JS edits included this last bit of info. They, however, use this as “proof” that more spending does equal better results, ignoring, for example, MPS. They also don’t see that this suggests that Wisconsin taxpayers can’t afford ever-growing educational spending.

We don’t necessarily endorse the specifics of Romney’s plan, but its expansiveness against a backdrop of austerity is worth pondering.

Translation; it’s not enough to spend and spend and spend; you have to be a Democrat. Guess those “principles” of being non-partisan and fiscally-conservative weren’t worth the electrons inconvenienced in posting them.

Revisions/extensions – How in the heck did I miss Owen’s take on this? I must be going blind :-)

Day-late welcome to Wigderson Library & Pub readers

by @ 10:04. Filed under Miscellaneous.

It’s getting to the point where I can barely keep track of everybody :-)

And yes, I lost a heap of money on the Eaglets/Cowpokes game, but taking the pair of unders kept my head near water overall.

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