Jim Lynch decided to award me the title of Omlete Czar as part of the Czar Craze coming out of the ObamiNation Administration. He’s got a few of my friends as other Czars:
– Czar of all Czars – Jack Bauer
– Babes Czar – Wyatt Earp
– Tango Czarina – Fausta Wertz
– Jedi Czar – The Jawa Report
– Moron Czar – Ace
– Pirate Czarrrr and Beach Czar – William Teach
A couple more for the good of the order:
Humor czar – Christian Schneider
Beer czar – Jib
Rule 5 czar – Robert Stacy McCain
Links and Despair Czar – Allahpundit
Czar of Trogs – Lance Burri
Czarina of TV appearances – Mary Katharine Ham
Now, do I give Flight Czar to Asian Badger or Dave?
Don’t give Fight Czar to either of them. They can fight over it to determine the winner.
Asian Badger should be Czar of Thai bar girls, so give flight Czar to dave.
Can I be the Czar of making up statistics?
Of course, Fred.