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	<title>turkey &#8211; No Runny Eggs</title>
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	<description>The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger).  The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.</description>
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		<title>The annual Egg Turkey Execution Proclamation &#8211; 2008 edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 06:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Whereas the turkey is the offical bird of Thanksgiving, and Whereas turkey is a delicious meat, and Whereas turkey breast contains more protein and less fat and sodium than chicken breast, Now therefore I hereby decree that a nameless, pictureless turkey be given a thorough plucking and a complete basting, and warmed to a sufficient [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Whereas</b> the turkey is the offical bird of Thanksgiving, and</p>
<p><b>Whereas</b> turkey is a delicious meat, and</p>
<p><b>Whereas</b> turkey breast contains more protein and less fat and sodium than chicken breast,</p>
<p><b>Now therefore</b> I hereby decree that a nameless, pictureless turkey be given a thorough plucking and a complete basting, and warmed to a sufficient temperature for human consumption, and further decree that turkey be thoroughly enjoyed until all of the meat be eaten.</p>
<p>-steveegg</p>
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<p>Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.  I do believe that this should answer the question that I asked late last week; Texacution for the turkey instead of a pardon.</p>
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		<title>New NRE poll &#8211; What is wrong (if anything) with this video?</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[steveegg]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:55:12 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[(H/T &#8211; Michael Goldfarb) MSNBC ran the following video of Alaska Governor (and former Republican Vice Presidential nominee) Sarah Palin&#8217;s pardoning of a turkey and subsequent post-pardon press conference&#8230; I ask you, the gentle and not-so-gentle readers of this hole in the wall, what, if anything was wrong with it? This poll will close just [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(H/T &#8211; <a href="http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/2008/11/it_aint_cool_being_no_jive_tur.asp">Michael Goldfarb</a>)</p>
<p>MSNBC ran the following video of Alaska Governor (and former Republican Vice Presidential nominee) Sarah Palin&#8217;s pardoning of a turkey and subsequent post-pardon press conference&#8230;</p>
<p align="center"><iframe height="339" width="425" src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/27831044#27831044" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe></p>
<p>I ask you, the gentle and not-so-gentle readers of this hole in the wall, what, if anything was wrong with it?</p>
Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll.
<p>This poll will close just before Thanksgiving Day begins, and I&#8217;ll give you my answer then.  Those of you who know me may or may not be able to guess it.</p>
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