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Polls Archive

by @ 12:13 on March 13, 2007.

Who should we retaliate against if the Islamokazis nuke the US (part 2)?

Up to 3 answer(s) was/were allowed

  • After determining which group it was, send the B-52s in for the nuclear Grand Tour of their bases of operations. (21%, 32 Vote(s))
  • We nuke Islam's "holy" sites, no questions asked. (19%, 30 Vote(s))
  • We nuke the supplier(s) of the nukes. (17%, 27 Vote(s))
  • We nuke Waziristan, or wherever the current home of Al Qaeda is at the time, no questions asked. (17%, 26 Vote(s))
  • After determining which group it was, we send the B-52s on a conventional Grand Tour of their bases of operation. (7%, 11 Vote(s))
  • We wage conventional war on the supplier(s) of the nukes. (6%, 9 Vote(s))
  • We lay waste to Islam's "holy" sites with conventional weapons, no questions asked. (6%, 9 Vote(s))
  • No one because that would be "wrong". (4%, 6 Vote(s))
  • No one because we're waving the French battle flag (aka white flag of unconditional surrender). (3%, 4 Vote(s))
  • Something I missed (please explain in the thread). (1%, 2 Vote(s))

Total Voters: 156

Start Date: September 1, 2007 @ 15:49
End Date: November 16, 2007 @ 16:07

When will Midwest Airlines be sold to AirTran?

Up to 1 answer(s) was/were allowed

  • Between Labor Day, 2007 and the day before Thanksgiving, 2007 (27%, 4 Vote(s))
  • They won't be sold to AirTran, but will be sold to somebody else (27%, 4 Vote(s))
  • Prior to Labor Day, 2007 (13%, 2 Vote(s))
  • Between January 1, 2008 and June 30, 2008 (13%, 2 Vote(s))
  • They'll remain independent (13%, 2 Vote(s))
  • Between Thanksgiving Day, 2007 and December 31, 2007 (7%, 1 Vote(s))
  • A date after June 30, 2008 (0%, 0 Vote(s))

Total Voters: 15

Start Date: July 31, 2007 @ 15:18
End Date: October 2, 2007 @ 0:24

What should we do when OPEC refuses to abide by the Sherman Anti-Trust Act?

Up to 2 answer(s) was/were allowed

  • Drill ANWR, the Gulf, and every place else under our jurisdiction to replace the oil no longer flowing from OPEC. (56%, 31 Vote(s))
  • Wage war on the members of OPEC to get their oil. (36%, 20 Vote(s))
  • Accept $20/gallon gasoline. (7%, 4 Vote(s))

Total Voters: 55

Start Date: July 5, 2007 @ 19:48
End Date: October 2, 2007 @ 0:19

Where should I be at 1 pm Friday, June 15?

Up to 1 answer(s) was/were allowed

Total Voters: 3

Start Date: June 13, 2007 @ 6:57
End Date: June 15, 2007 @ 11:56

Should the Republican Party suffer the same fate as the Whig Party it replaced?

Up to 1 answer(s) was/were allowed

  • No; we can still "fix" the party. (49%, 17 Vote(s))
  • Yes; it's all one party between the Dems and Pubbies anyway. (29%, 10 Vote(s))
  • Yes; even though it would mean a Dem President in 2008, we can recover by 2012. (20%, 7 Vote(s))
  • No; it doesn't matter. (2%, 1 Vote(s))

Total Voters: 35

Start Date: May 17, 2007 @ 14:59
End Date: July 31, 2007 @ 15:25

Who should we retaliate against if the Islamokazis nuke the US?

Up to 1 answer(s) was/were allowed

  • We nuke Islam's "holy" sites, no questions asked. (32%, 7 Vote(s))
  • After determining which group it was, send the B-52s in for the nuclear Grand Tour of their bases of operations. (23%, 5 Vote(s))
  • After determining which group it was, we send the B-52s on a conventional Grand Tour of their bases of operation. (18%, 4 Vote(s))
  • We nuke Waziristan, the current home of Al Qaeda, no questions asked. (14%, 3 Vote(s))
  • We nuke the supplier(s) of the nukes. (5%, 1 Vote(s))
  • We wage conventional war on the supplier(s) of the nukes. (5%, 1 Vote(s))
  • Something I missed (please explain in the thread) (5%, 1 Vote(s))
  • We lay waste to Islam's "holy" sites with conventional weapons, no questions asked. (0%, 0 Vote(s))
  • No one because that would be "wrong". (0%, 0 Vote(s))
  • No one because we're waving the French battle flag (aka white flag of unconditional surrender) (0%, 0 Vote(s))

Total Voters: 22

Start Date: May 14, 2007 @ 8:03
End Date: July 31, 2007 @ 15:25

How many Che Guevara shirts will be worn in Milwaukee's May Day/Reconquista rally?

Up to 1 answer(s) was/were allowed

  • More than 5,000 (33%, 1 Vote(s))
  • Between 501 and 1,000 (33%, 1 Vote(s))
  • Between 1,001 and 5,000 (33%, 1 Vote(s))
  • Less than 100 (0%, 0 Vote(s))
  • Between 101 and 500 (1%, 0 Vote(s))

Total Voters: 3

Start Date: May 1, 2007 @ 7:59
End Date: May 1, 2007 @ 23:59

What "I'm John Doe - Sue Me" merchandise should I wear to O'Hare April 16?

Up to 1 answer(s) was/were allowed

  • All of the above (50%, 7 Vote(s))
  • One of the caps and the golf shirt (14%, 2 Vote(s))
  • The black cap (14%, 2 Vote(s))
  • The button (7%, 1 Vote(s))
  • None, you dumbass; TSA will strip-search you. (7%, 1 Vote(s))
  • The khaki cap (7%, 1 Vote(s))
  • The golf shirt (1%, 0 Vote(s))

Total Voters: 14

Start Date: March 28, 2007 @ 10:35
End Date: April 15, 2007 @ 1:10

Which #1 seed falls first?

Up to 1 answer(s) was/were allowed

  • Ohio State (60%, 3 Vote(s))
  • Florida (20%, 1 Vote(s))
  • North Carolina (20%, 1 Vote(s))
  • Kansas (0%, 0 Vote(s))

Total Voters: 5

Start Date: March 19, 2007 @ 21:26
End Date: March 23, 2007 @ 17:59

Who is this year's mole on 24?

Up to 1 answer(s) was/were allowed

  • Milo Pressman (60%, 6 Vote(s))
  • Morris O'Brian (20%, 2 Vote(s))
  • Nadia Yassir (10%, 1 Vote(s))
  • Chloe O'Brian (10%, 1 Vote(s))
  • Mike Doyle (0%, 0 Vote(s))
  • Somebody else (0%, 0 Vote(s))
  • Bill Buchanan (0%, 0 Vote(s))

Total Voters: 10

Start Date: March 13, 2007 @ 13:19
End Date: March 19, 2007 @ 20:00

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