Let there be speed…
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You best get that extra-large cup of drink; this is going to take a while (hopefully as long as it took me to put the post-weekend edition together):
- Justin Higgins found the Obamination Express rocking back and forth more than a ship in a hurricane.
- Jim Geraghty notes that Barack Obama’s schedule is open for Lalapalooza (or is it Comic-Con?)
- Flip found that details don’t matter to Obama; it wasn’t a single bomb that fell on Pearl Harbor but a whole heap of them.
- Eric breaks out Spinal Tap and Winnie the Pooh to explain Obama’s Iraq policy.
- Gina Cobb caught onto the fact the Obamination tax plan would mean a top marginal rate approaching 60% in places like New York. Ditto Wisconsin.
- Vivian Lee pictures Hillary Clinton serving Obama tomatoes. I think that would be a meal she’s planning on serving about the middle of January 2011.
- DrewM caught Obama thinking he would be running for Vice President, with an offing of Clinton on January 21, 2011. That would be the only way he could serve the “to 10” portion of his “8-10 years” dream expressed in Europe.
- Slublog offers up yet another classic SluShop on the “8-10 year” dream.
- The folks at The American Thinker have this weekend’s Red-on-Red episode. Operation Chaos lives!
- Ed Morrissey points out that Obama’s second choice for his German speech is historically-deficient. I guess not teaching history has consequences.
- Rick Moran is ashamed of his brother’s profession and their slavish love for the Obamination.
- Karl found that Obama couldn’t put up with foreign presstitutes during the Obama World Tour.
- Speaking of Obama not putting up with foreigners, Jim Hoft found him throwing Britain’s Prime Minister under the Obamination Express. Britain’s only been our best ally for the last 100 or so years.
- Lady Logician asks who Obama’s character references are.
- Jason (aka Ick) found the anti-Obamination sign of the day. If I ever need insurance in Manderville, Louisiana, I’ll be sure to look up Bud Gregg’s State Farm Insurance office.
- Speaking of the Obama World Tour, Michelle Malkin has the T-shirts.
- Janet Evans discovered the change Obama is talking about; our status as a superpower.
- Michael J. O’Shea counts the ways the Obamination Presstitute Groupie Corps loves giving Obama tongue baths.
- Ed Morrissey got a hold of the Obama World Tour dress code. He’ll get the same pass for offending the female half of the Obamination Presstitute Groupie Corps he got for the “Sweetie” kerfuffle.
- Flip found Dan Rather joining the Osama/Obama mix-up in style. Then again, maybe the Rev. Jesse Jackson did break the ground for Osama bin Laden.
- Erick Erickson found some more “inconvenient entanglements” that Obama’s advisors have with mortgage lenders. By the way, snow isn’t exactly pure; try letting some melt to see this proof.
- Warner Todd Huston caught the official cable station of the Obama campaign, PMSNBC, trying to equate John McCain to the Joker.
- Sean Hackbarth found James Dobson starting to warm to McCain.
- Bill Quick recalls why the last 6 years of Bill Clinton’s Presidency was relatively-easy to survive; a Republican Congress and Newt Gingrich.
- Patrick Ruffini has a plan to bring conservatism back.
- The Vintage one has some good news out of Alaska – the primary challenger to Don “Bridge to Nowhere” Young, Sean Parnell, outraised Young in the second quarter.
- Soren Dayton exposes the fact the ‘Rats don’t believe in ethics reform. After all, they have a coronation to pay for, and lobbyists are the ones with the excess money.
- Gribbit found even more evidence that Gorebal “Warming” is a bunch of Bravo Sierra – the estimated temperatures in Europe over the last 1,100 years.
- Brian says to blame Nancy Pelosi for high gas prices.
- Bill Quick found a cop that was fired for demanding free coffee and tea from a Daytona Beach Starbucks under pain of reduced response times. I agree that he should also face extortion charges.
- King Banian explains why airlines want a government takeover of the oil futures market.
- Ed Driscoll terms the coming death of journalism a suicide. Bonus coverage; The News Organzation That Cannot Be Quoted™ is encouraging even more left-wing bias in its dispatches.
- Lawhawk highlights the dangers of appeasement; Hezbollah is looking at more Israeli kidnapping operations now that they’ve been proven to work.
- Matt Naugle has picture evidence of the Presstitute Folly of the Weekend; NPR’s whine that two rather-overweight Ohio women have to cut back on meat because the economy is soooooo bad.
- Kate and Michael Ramirez discovered the ultimate dipsticks – Congress. Yes, the dipstick is dry.
- Kathy Carpenter discovered the empty-dipstick Congress wants to raise the gas tax 52.6% and the diesel tax 41.7%. Once again, this proves that the ‘Rats are more than happy with ever-higher gas prices as long as government is the entity getting the money.
- Emperor Misha I confirms that the MSM is stark raving insane. The letter combination of “a”, “I”, “q” and “D” isn’t exactly the same as “RATS”; after all, “‘Rats” do describe the ‘Rats.
- Purple Avenger found evidence that Gorebal “Warming” studiously hides evidence of its reality.
- Dad29 notes that the study noted above that finds, among other things, no historical link between rising temperatures and carbon dioxide comes from a former Gorebal “Warming” apostle. Once again I ask, how are we winning the scientific battle and losing the political war?
- Speaking of the decline and fall of the presstitutes, Jerome J. Schmitt misses Tim Russert. Russert’s replacement, noted Gorebal “Warming” acolyte Tom Brokaw, failed to ask the Goracle about nuclear power during the course of a 40-minute tongue-bath.
- Jim Hoft is shocked, SHOCKED that the presstitutes would misquote Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki. For the record, it’s “withdrawal on success”, not “withdrawal regardless of success”.
- Lawhawk caught Algore Goracle comparing offshore drilling to the Iraq invasion.
- Fred Keller will be running a U.S. Presidents Trivia contest. This ought to be good.
- Elliot explains for the benefit of the leftosphere what an American is.
- Jim Hoft found two more pieces of evidence that Gorebal “Warming” is a bunch of Bravo Sierra – the Arctic ice pack has grown 11% over the last year, and sea levels are falling.
- Mike explains that it won’t be 10 years before any new oil production would hit the pipeline. Bonus coverage – a lefty wants $8/gallon gas.
- Donna Martinez points out that innovation is the last resort of government. Actually, in Wisconsin, the majority of the bipartisan Party-In-Government doesn’t believe in innovation despite a situation worse than the one in Orange County, North Carolina.
- Bruce has a few travel tips for the fair-weather airline passengers.
I don’t have the time to see if this is the longest Scramble ever, but it sure feels like it. Maybe I need to expand it to the weekends.
