Just been too wiped to blog, but if it’s Sunday, it’s the NFL (and for a couple weeks, Saturday too). I’ll see if I can figure out if I’m still making money for the year later.
New England (-3.5) @ Buffalo – Take the over 36 as well
Pittsburgh @ Chicago (+6.5) – Two great defenses (I know, the Steelers got shredded lately), meet two pitiful excuses of offenses. Offenses, meet the Soldier Field turf. Go under the 30.
Cleveland @ Cincinnati (-12.5) – First the White Sox, now the BenGALS. Hope you have your end-of-the-world kit ready.
Tampa Bay @ Carolina (-5.5) – The Panthers are the 2nd-best team in the NFC. That’s only by default.
Indianapolis (-9) @ Jacksonville – Indy’s got everything clicking. They could play this game in Jupiter with Manning going uphill all game and they’d still blow them out.
Houston @ Tennessee (-7) – Just hope that the Texans take Leinart.
St. Louis @ Minnesota (-7) – See what I said about the Panthers.
Oakland @ NY Jets (+3) – You heard me right; the J-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK! are due.
San Francisco @ Seattle (-16.5) – The only reason it isn’t Seattle -26.5 is because they’re looking past Duh Whiners.
NY Giants (-9) @ Philadelphia – More bad news for the only MASH unit more banged up than the Pack.
Washington (-4) @ Arizona – Red feathers look good on the Redskins.
San Diego (-13.5) @ Miami – The National Hurricane Center has extended the tropical season until January.
Kansas City (+3) @ Dallas – So much for the Tuna.
Baltimore @ Denver (-14.5) – I’m tempted to give the over/under of 40 to any suckers that want the OldBrowns.
Detroit (+6) @ Green Bay – I have to agree with Paul; when there’s only a 50-50 chance of the Packers winning outright, 6 points is way too much to give.
New Orleans (+10.5) @ Atlanta – The Dirty Birds have a nasty habit of playing down to their competition (see the Packer game).
Get well soon, Steve!
I’m so loopy that I had the Blitzburgh game in Chicago. Flatlanders, say buh-bye to that 8-game win streak.