If at first you don’t succeed at smashing .500 for the year, try, try again…
Green Bay (-4) @ Detroit – History versus numbers; take the numbers.
NY Jets @ Dallas (-14.5) – NBC will regret losing next week’s NFC Championship Preview to the NFL Network.
Indianapolis (-13) @ Atlanta – As bad as Indy’s been, the Dirty Birds are that much worse.
Minnesota (+7) @ NY Giants – Let the usual G-men second-half slide commence!
Denver (+1.5) @ Chicago – You may like, want and get the short one-and-a-half, but you’re not gonna need them. In what should be a theme, take the over-41.
Tennessee (-1.5) @ Cincinnati – Things haven’t yet hit rock-bottom.
Buffalo @ Jacksonville (-8.5) – Losman’s playing? Don’t figure on the Bills scoring a lot.
Oakland @ Kansas City (-6) – The Chiefs are on a kaiser roll.
Houston @ Cleveland (-3.5) – Just take a look at where this game is.
Seattle (-3) @ St. Louis – The Lambs winning ways stop here.
New Orleans @ Carolina (+3) – ST will finally be happy. I gua-roun-tee it.
Washington @ Tampa Bay (-3) – The Bucs D is back.
San Francisco @ Arizona (-10.5) – It’s a good thing bionics isn’t yet illegal in the NFL; otherwise, Warner would still be bagging groceries.
Baltimore (+10) @ San Diego – Remember, it’s NOOOOOOOO!rv Turner’s “offense” that’s giving the long 10.
Philadelphia @ New England (-23) – The good news is there are only 3 more opportunities for Olbermann to snag the Pats. The bad is that means they have 2 more national appearances already guaranteed. Take the over-50.5, and take the Pats to bust that by themselves.
Miami @ Pittsburgh (-16.5) – The only question is, will Ricky come out to get stoned by the Steel Curtain?
