After a 7-6-1 week last week, I’ll be gunning for my 6th consecutive winning week, which will finally put me on the happy side of .500 if I get it. We’re done with the byes, and starting Thursday, we’ll be coming to you early, so this is the last Sunday/Monday run. Remember boys, do it just like I’m drawing it up on the board:
Carolina @ Green Bay (-10) – Once again, sorry ST. Injuries have just caught up to the Panthers.
Oakland (+5) @ Minnesota – The rookie wall has finally hit the Vikes, and hard.
NY Giants (-3) @ Detroit – Down goes Kitna! DOWN GOES KITNA!
Chicago @ Seattle (-6) – Odds on us seeing Kyle “Jack” Orton before the day is done – 5-2. Take them!
San Diego @ Jacksonville (-3) – It’s time for Bad Bolts again.
Kansas City @ Indianapolis (-15) – For extra cash, take the over-42. For grins, take Indy over that 42.
Cleveland @ Baltimore (+3) – The game’s on the road, so instead of Neo, it’s Mr. Anderson going up against Smith.
Tampa Bay (-3) @ Atlanta – The Yahoo preview says the Falcons are back in the playoff hunt. I say they’re back…back…back…back…gone.
Arizona @ Cincinnati (-3.5) – In Cincy? Check. Take the BenGALs to win back-to-back for the first time this season.
Miami @ Philadelphia (-10) – The beatdown goes on.
New Orleans (pick’em) @ Houston – The Aints are pissed.
Pittsburgh (-10) @ NY Jets – The bad news for Blitzburgh; they suck at kickoff coverage. The good news; they’ll be doing a lot of kickoffs.
Washington @ Dallas (-11.5) – Thank you for flying Air Romo. The seatbelt sign is fastened, but the popcorn is still popping.
St. Louis @ San Francisco (+3) – Slumpbusting flashback; the 49ers busted their last 7-game losing streak against the Rams. Take the under-39.5.
New England (-16.5) @ Buffalo – Dunno why NBC moved this one to prime-time.
Tennessee (+2) @ Denver – You won’t need the points. What’s Denver going to do when the colors backs (White and Brown) run wild on you?