Yes, once again the vig crushed me, and that .500-for-the-year barrier is proving to be made of bulletproof glass, but 7-6-1 is above .500 the last time I checked…
Minnesota 0 (+6) @ Green Bay 34 – I knew there was a reason why I picked up this defense (I’ll conveniently ignore I also picked up Duh Viqueens D, but mention that I didn’t use them).
Chicago 17 (-3.5) @ Oakland – For about 55 minutes, Eric was looking pretty happy. Then the last 5 rolled around.
Detroit 21 (pick’em) @ Arizona 31 – Lesson #12: Do NOT take Duh Lion Cubs on the road, EVER!
Jacksonville 28 (+5) @ Tennessee 13 – And the Jags screwed with the schedule-makers.
Denver 27 (+3) @ Kansas City 11 – For the first time this season, Denver did not need Jason Elam to save them.
Buffalo 13 (-3-TIE) @ Miami 10 – That would be an awesome parlay.
Cleveland 28 @ Pittsburgh 31 (-10-LOSS) – Maybe it’s the uniforms.
St Louis 37 @ New Orleans 29 (-11) – And then there was one, as the Aints return to historical form.
Atlanta 20 @ Carolina 13 (-3.5) – Sorry, ST. Maybe in 2 weeks.
Philadelphia 33 (+3) @ Washington 25 – Feel the brotherly love.
Cincinnati 21 (+3.5) @ Baltimore 7 – Yes, this is FOOTball.
Dallas 31 (-2.5) @ NY Giants 20 – Hoffa knows his G-men; after all, he has a 50-yard-line seat.
Indianapolis 21 (-4) @ San Diego 23 – And the Colts wonder, still they wonder, who’ll stop the rain?
San Francisco 0 @ Seattle 24 (-10) – The Pacific Northwest is very conducive to low-scoring games as well.
That puts the crazy mutant cheesy guy at 67-68-9 ATS and 12-7-1 over/under. Don’t think I’m making bank for the year, but I believe the next round will shatter that bulletproof glass ceiling. Knowing my luck, a shard will catch me in the neck.
