No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

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Posts tagged 'turkey'

November 27, 2008

The annual Egg Turkey Execution Proclamation – 2008 edition

by @ 0:01. Tags: ,
Filed under Miscellaneous.

Whereas the turkey is the offical bird of Thanksgiving, and

Whereas turkey is a delicious meat, and

Whereas turkey breast contains more protein and less fat and sodium than chicken breast,

Now therefore I hereby decree that a nameless, pictureless turkey be given a thorough plucking and a complete basting, and warmed to a sufficient temperature for human consumption, and further decree that turkey be thoroughly enjoyed until all of the meat be eaten.

-steveegg


Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. I do believe that this should answer the question that I asked late last week; Texacution for the turkey instead of a pardon.

November 21, 2008

New NRE poll – What is wrong (if anything) with this video?

by @ 16:55. Tags:
Filed under NRE Polls.

(H/T – Michael Goldfarb)

MSNBC ran the following video of Alaska Governor (and former Republican Vice Presidential nominee) Sarah Palin’s pardoning of a turkey and subsequent post-pardon press conference…

I ask you, the gentle and not-so-gentle readers of this hole in the wall, what, if anything was wrong with it?

What is wrong (if anything) with this video?

Up to 1 answer(s) was/were allowed

  • Nothing. (59%, 19 Vote(s))
  • Sarah Palin should've issued an execution order instead of a pardon. (28%, 9 Vote(s))
  • Sarah Palin and the press should have found another place to shoot the post-pardon interview. (9%, 3 Vote(s))
  • The turkey farm should have waited until the cameras were off to start the turkey slaughter. (4%, 1 Vote(s))

Total Voters: 32

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This poll will close just before Thanksgiving Day begins, and I’ll give you my answer then. Those of you who know me may or may not be able to guess it.

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