No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

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July 4, 2009

This is what it’s all about

by @ 7:05. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I originally ran this on Independence Day, 2007. It’s time to dig out the Declaration of Independence again.

IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.–Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

June 26, 2009

Humor break – the greatest baseball promotion disaster since Disco Demolition Night

by @ 21:23. Tags:
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Only Iowahawk can come up with Recession Demolition Night. It involves the Chicago White Su…er, Sox, 90 C-17 Globemasters, and the $800 billlion in Porkulus money that has yet to be spent.

No word on whether they’re going to get Steve Dahl and Garry Meier back together for one night only.

June 19, 2009

WTMJ-DT down, not quite out

by @ 18:05. Filed under Miscellaneous.

For those of you who get your TV through antennas or satellite, WTMJ-DT went off the air about 12:20 am this morning, and is still off its normal digital channel (if memory serves, physical channel 27). For a short while, it also affected Time Warner subscribers and for a longer time, it affected Charter subscribers, but they managed to get a hard-wire solution.

In the meantime, Journal Broadcast and Weigel Broadcasting, which runs WDJT-DT/WMLW-CA/WBME-DT, has made arrangements to put a standard-definition signal on one of its WBME-DT subchannels, channel 49-2.

Related to that, WTMJ is the only private Milwaukee station that is able to run weather updates in HD. Hey WITI, WISN and WDJT – get off your duffs.

Revisions/extensions (8:38 pm 6/19/2009) - As capper points out in the comments, the on-air version of WTMJ-DT is back.

June 18, 2009

Just Wondering…..

by @ 5:16. Filed under Miscellaneous.

In a letter sent to leaders of the Senate, President Obama now claims that Inspector General of the Americorps, Gerald Walpin, was fired because he was:

so “confused” and “disoriented” that there was reason to question “his capacity to serve.”

If that is grounds for termination in the Obama administration can someone explain to me how Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi or Harry Reid are allowed to stay in office?

Just wondering…..

June 17, 2009

Obamaese

by @ 5:19. Filed under Miscellaneous, Politics - National.

I don’t know if you’ve noticed but President Obama and his administration have taken over the dictionary.  Well, not exactly the whole dictionary, yet, but they have given new meaning to a number of words and phrases that haven’t had a change in their meaning from the advent of the English language until now.  I haven’t been able compile the complete list of the New Obamaese Dictionary definitions but I have a few that you should be aware of.

Shovel Ready – Any project that rational taxpayers would vote a politician out of office for if they had voted to fund it during normal legislative processes.

Stimulus – A spending bill that contains “Shovel Ready” projects that is passed only with Democrat support

Uniquely Qualified – an individual who is either a tax cheat or has other ethical issues, such that they wouldn’t be hired for, and can only get a role through appointment to a Democrat Administration role.  (see Czar)

Czar – an individual who is given absolute power over a portion of the economy for which they have absolutely no working knowledge.  Czar’s are often “Uniquely Qualified.”

I don’t want to run - A phrase used immediately prior to a:  blaming one’s predecessor, b:  expressing surprise that the situation was much worse than you had thought and c:  making a claim that the actions you have taken will be “temporary.”  Typically, a Czar who is Uniquely Qualified is appointed to run the business that “I don’t want to run.”

As I have repeatedly said – A phrase used to point the listener to a specific one of the many positions the speaker has taken on a particular topic.  It is not used to dismiss the positions not addressed during the use of this phrase, only to make you think the speaker has actually made a final decision, at least until they next use of the phrase:  As I have repeatedly said

I’m trying to keep a list of these.  If you have others, send them along.  Who knows, we may be able to give Webster a run for his money by the end of four years.

June 12, 2009

Czar-mania

by @ 8:54. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Jim Lynch decided to award me the title of Omlete Czar as part of the Czar Craze coming out of the ObamiNation Administration. He’s got a few of my friends as other Czars:

- Czar of all Czars – Jack Bauer
- Babes Czar – Wyatt Earp
- Tango Czarina – Fausta Wertz
- Jedi Czar – The Jawa Report
- Moron Czar – Ace
- Pirate Czarrrr and Beach Czar – William Teach

A couple more for the good of the order:

Humor czar – Christian Schneider
Beer czar – Jib
Rule 5 czar – Robert Stacy McCain
Links and Despair Czar – Allahpundit
Czar of Trogs – Lance Burri
Czarina of TV appearances – Mary Katharine Ham

Now, do I give Flight Czar to Asian Badger or Dave?

It’s the final countdown

by @ 7:38. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Today is the last day most TV stations will be broadcasting analog signals. Let’s celebrate with some one-hit wonder…

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Tim Cuprisin of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel has a list of what will be happening today:

  • Channels 18 (WVTV), 24 (WCGV), and 30 (WVCY) previously shut down their analog broadcasts.
  • At 9 am, Channels 10 (WMVS), 36 (WMVT) and 49 (WBME) will shut down analog broadcasts.
  • Also at 9 am, Channel 63 (WYTU-LP) will cease Telemundo broadcasting and begin simulcasting the CBS and local programming carried by Weigel corporate sister Channel 58 (WDJT) in analog. Because the mandatory digital conversion does not affect low-power stations, The Business Journal of Milwaukee previously reported that Channels 63 and 41 (WMLW-CA, also owned by Weigel) will continue to broadcast an analog signal after today.
  • At 11:30 am, Channel 6 (WITI) will bring back Albert the Alleycat and the playing of the national anthem one more time as part of a special signoff of its analog signal. They then wil run a loop of digital transition information for the next two weeks, with audio still available at 87.7 MHz on the FM dial for those two weeks.
  • At noon, Channel 12 (WISN) will shut down the analog signal.
  • Also at noon, Channel 4 (WTMJ) will run a 2-hour loop of digital transition information, with analog signal shutdown at 2 pm.
  • At 11:59 pm, Channels 55 (WPXE) and 58 will shut down their analog signals. That does not affect the simulcast of Channel 58’s signal on Channel 63.

For those of you who have every TV/VCR/DVR hooked up to ATSC tuners (either built-in or converter box), cable, satellite or AT&T’s U-verse, or watch nothing but low-power TV, you’re golden. If you still have at least one TV, VCR or DVR that isn’t and don’t like or can’t get the very-limited choices low-power TV offers, you’re about to be SOL.

Revisions/extensions (8:20 am 6/12/2009, with Part 2 at 8:28 am 6/12/2009) - A couple of housekeeping notes based on the fact that the FCC has ordered the abandonment Channels 52-69 so that they can be auctioned off for other telecommunications services:

  • WVTV will be returning to physical channel 18 from its pre-transition digital physical channel 61 at 9 am. That means that those of you who get WVTV via antenna will need to rescan.
  • Channel 63 (about to become the analog version of WDJT) will soon vacate that channel. Weigel does have a construction permit on file with the FCC to move the analog signal to Channel 49 (about to be vacated by WBME), with the same coverage as the current Channel 63 signal.
  • WMLW has a application in to the FCC to assume physical channel 24 for its analog signal as physical channel 41 has been assigned to digital stations in Green Bay and Rockford, and WCGV will remain on physical channel 25.

R&E part 3 (10:40 am 6/12/2009) - The loss of the analog Telemundo signal did not affect either the Time Warner carriage of Telemundo (on cable channel 27), its broadcast as a low-power digital station on physical channel 17, or its simulcast on WBME’s digital signal at virtual subchannel 49.4 (physical subchannel 48.4).

Relating to Weigel, and specifically WMLW, while it does have a low-powered digital signal at channel 13, the return to the frequency by Grand Rapids’ WZZM after its pre-transition relocation to channel 39 means that prior plans to make the digital signal full-powered had to be set aside, and it will continue to be available on WDJT’s digital signal at virtual subchannel 58.2 (physical subchannel 46.2).

Also, WMKE-CA, which operates on Channel 7, runs America One programming, and is essentially available only in the northern 2/3rds of Milwaukee County (and notably, not in Oak Creek), apparently will continue to broadcast its analog signal. The parent company does not have any plans to construct a digital tower.

June 9, 2009

Your twelve-hour warning

by @ 7:00. Tags:
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This is your 12-hour warning for Drinking Right. It is the second Tuesday of the month, so we’ll be at Papa’s Social Club (7718 W Burleigh in Milwaukee) at 7 pm tonight. Nick reports that Elliot Stearns (or at least his close friend Michael) will be there. Will you?

June 5, 2009

Just Because he left me the keys (again)

by @ 13:38. Filed under Miscellaneous.

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One of these entertainers is Steve’s favorite.

Can you guess which one?

Saturn is getting a new owner.

by @ 13:29. Filed under Miscellaneous.

From The Egg-Man’s perspective, it is an open wheel guy.

I mean if Jack Rousch had bought Saturn then we might have something good here.

I thought this might help Steve after his return from Canada.

by @ 13:26. Filed under Miscellaneous.

H/T Bitter

Elk Cuban Sammiches.  (Because Steve is killing stuff in Canada you know)

Today’s Outdoor Wire features recipes from the winners of the Alabama Wildlife Federation’s Wild Game Cook-Off. I don’t think it’s possible to express how jealous I am of the judges for that contest. I would do just about anything to get a seat on that panel. ANYTHING. (Srlsy, call me, Alabama folks. CALL ME.)

I figured this is the kind of audience that would appreciate the recipes, if for no other reason than to drool over them. Today I’ll feature the overall winner.

Elk Cuban Sandwiches

Cuban Bread:
Starter:
Three-quarter teaspoon of yeast
One-third cup of warm (90-100 deg) water
One-third cup of all purpose flour
Dissolve yeast in water till foamy – 5 minutes, then add flour and store in the fridge for 1 day (or up to 3 days)

Bread:
Four and a half teaspoons yeast (2 packets)
One and a half cups of warm water (90-100 deg)
Four tablespoons of lard – cut up (he used Crisco sticks for the cook off, but lard is better, of course)
One tablespoon sugar
One tablespoon sea salt
One-half batch of the Starter
Four to five cups of all purpose flour

Elk or Venison:

Take hind quarter roast and add dry rub of your preference and marinate overnight. Over hot fire, grill until medium rare or medium at the most. Slice thinly with a deli slicer if available.

Aran’s instructions for the bread follow: Dissolve the yeast in four table spoons of the water and leave for 5 minutes, then add sugar and salt. Add the cut lard, rest of the water and then the half batch of starter.

In his Kitchen Aid mixing bowl, he put on the dough hook attachment and start adding flour 1 cup at a time. On a setting of 4, I mix for 9 minutes. Add the flour until the dough firms up and is more clingy to the dough hook. The sides of the bowl should be clean. It usually takes almost 5 cups of flour.

Dump the dough out, clean the bowl and spray it with Pam. Then return the dough to the bowl, cover it and let it rise for 45 minutes. Lightly dust the clean counter with flour and lay the dough out.

“For the cook-off I made 200 small rolls,” Aran said. “Each batch made 30 rolls. I made a long log (2 foot) and cut 30 rolls out of it. Place 15 rolls on parchment paper, cover with parchment paper and a towel – Let it rise for an hour and fifteen minutes. Heat your oven to 350 degrees and cook for 18 minutes.

“For my family I make Cuban loaves, which you do the same way but divide the same dough into two equal loafs and let it rise for the same time. Before you bake it, soak two pieces of twine in water, lay one lengthwise on each loaf (end to end). After baking remove the twine and you will have a loaf worthy enough to sell on Calle Ocho in Miami.”

If you opt for the larger Cuban loaves, increase the oven time to 25 minutes at 350 degrees.

May 31, 2009

Weekend Links

by @ 20:51. Filed under Miscellaneous.

First off: Hi to Steve’s readers! Steve was a big help to me a few weeks ago when I took a week off from my blog, and I am happy to return the favor. Rumor has it that he’s currently trying to convince the Packers to accept him as a walk-on QB, but let’s just keep that between ourselves for the time being. I’m sure he’ll fill us in on the details when he returns. Just make sure to act surprised when he tells you ;)

Ok, with that said, here are some weekend links for your perusal:

—– Must-read: Doug Ross takes a look at Obama’s actions and decisions over the course of the last 100+ days and has come to the same conclusion that Mark Levin has, which is to say that he believes that this administration is “[a]s close to a dictatorship as this country has ever seen.” I’m nowhere near that belief yet, but there are definitely good points which Ross brings up that are troubling.

—– Rep. John Sullivan (R-OK) has checked into the Betty Ford Clinic for help with alcohol addiction, and is taking a temporary leave from Congress. According to the Tulsa World news outlet, he has been open about his drinking problems in the past. Here’s hoping and praying he gets the help he needs at the BFC and that over the long term he wins his battle against alcohol addiction.

—– Legal eagle Bill Jacobson takes a look of the defenders of Sonia Sotomayor’s judicial rulings/decisions, and finds them, well, lacking.

—– The amazing Susan Boyle did not win Britain’s Got Talent – she came in second place, but in the hearts and minds of people all over the world, she’s still a winner … and there’s no doubt she’ll be getting a recording contract from somewhere.

—– Has Obama “expanded the lobbying ban,” as the WaPo reports, or have they loosened restrictions, as Roll Call writes? Hmmm. I suspect the truth is somewhere in the middle.

—–ABC reports that the National Archives has offered a $50,000 cash reward for that missing Clinton hard drive. If they offered several million for it back – oh, enough to pay off old campaign debts – I suspect Hillary would consider returning it.

—– Change you can believe in: CNN reports on how the Obama admin has said it will “continue” to utilize the “states secret” privilege in a case involving a suit by an Oregon-based outfit the US has determined to be a “terrorist organization.” The al-Haramain Islamic Foundation is suing the gov’t over its use of the alleged use of the warrantless wiretapping program against the foundation.

—– Fab Euro-blogger Michael van der Galien has a post up about the announcement earlier this week that conservative Tucker Carlson is planning on starting a “right-leaning” version of HuffPo called “The Daily Caller” (thedailycaller.com), which Carlson claims will go live “within weeks.” van der Galien writes:

“I wish Tucker best of luck with this new venture – I am pretty sure that there actually is a lot of room for a ‘right-leaning Huffington Post’ – but he has to understand that he has to truly blow everybody away after announcing his new project before a group of bloggers, and telling them he will be better than the HuffPo, Hot Air, or any other existing site, and faster than Drudge. Those are some darn high expectations: You have to wonder whether the man understands what he’s getting himself into.”

Stay tuned …

Cross-posted from the Sister Toldjah blog.

May 21, 2009

Hot Read Thursday part 2 – Kevin McCullough’s “American Idol: sign of the culture war that’s brewing?”

by @ 6:05. Filed under Miscellaneous.

I admit that I’m not one of those that watches “American Idol”. Kevin McCullough, co-host of BMX Radio along with Stephen Baldwin (yes, THAT Stephen Baldwin), does, and he links the results of the final three of this season’s run to the culture wars. Once again, I’ll tease you with the close:

There will be more debate in the days to come. And my rule still generally holds true – originality will usually trump the field.

This year, in the largest vote ever cast, America instead voted for tradition…

Now if we could just get those who focus on public policy to do the same!

May 19, 2009

Funny read of the day – Doctor Dave

by @ 7:59. Filed under Miscellaneous.

The man has done it again with Car Whores Episode IV: A New Dope. An excerpt cannot do it justice, and I’m not in the business of just swiping, so you’re going to have to trust me on this one. After all, it is “(i)n a galaxy all too present, all too friggin’ near…”.

May 15, 2009

Hot smashes – Lazy Friday edition

by @ 13:53. Filed under Miscellaneous.

No, the Scramble has not returned, and probably won’t return in its previous form. However, since I’m feeling a bit lazy on a cloudly Friday, I feel the need to take a trip through the oversized feed reader for some ideas. Let’s start with an ObamaCard commercial from my sometimes-allies at the RNC (who seem to have “borrowed” from Fausta and me)…

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  • (H/T – Charlie SykesGallup found that for the first time in the 15 years it asked the question, more people call themselves pro-life than pro-choice. While that’s encouraging, I have to throw some cold water on this. First, they’re not exactly voting their beliefs (see Obama, Barack). Second, the “secular powers-that-be” among the right-of-center crowd want to remove the difference between the two halves of the bipartisan Party-In-Government by adopting the death-on-demand ‘Rat position.
  • Related to the first point immediately above, James T. Harris explains the problem – dependency.
  • President Obama said that the long-term debt load is “unsustainable”. Somehow, I doubt he’s going to be cutting anything other than defense. Indeed, Robert McCain (who, IMHO, should have been the McCain on the ballot last year) explains why it’s a signal for massive tax hikes to make Rep. Paul Ryan’s (R-WI, and my Congresscritter) predictions of a 40%-of-GDP federal spending rate true. Along the same lines, Stephen Green has the translation of the day – “I’m going to tax you bastards back to the Stone Age.”
  • (H/T – Purple Avenger) The Washington Post found that Smoot-Hawley II Porkulus has kicked off a trade war, one that is even shuttering American factories because they use foreign raw materials that are not in general domestic supply. Those who don’t remember history, let me do the math for you – major economic downturn plus hyper-protectionism plus massive government spending equals a decade-long depression.
  • The Heritage Foundation ran the numbers on the Waxman-Markey cap-and-trade-tax scheme between 2012 and 2035. Let’s see – an cumulative inflation-adjusted reduction of GDP by $7.4 trillion, a yearly job loss of 844,000 (with peaks of nearly 2,000,000), an inflation-adjusted increase in electric rates of 90% (how’s that plug-in car looking, GM?), an inflation-adjusted increase in gasoline prices of 74%, an inflation-adjusted increase in natural gas prices of 55% (how’s that CNG bus looking?), and an inflation-adjusted increase in the federal debt of 29% (which just speeds up the unsustainability of the debt). All this for a fraction of a degree in temperature change (and that’s using the faulty models that, had we stuck the numbers from 25 years ago into them, would get today’s climate wrong)?
  • (H/T – Sister Toldjah) Speaking of liberals killing an economy, Dana Furchtgott-Roth, former chief economist at the Labor Department explains how a massive raise in the minimum wage in American Samoa, mandated by Congress 2 years ago, is killing the economy there. That just demonstrates the Law of (Un)Intended Consequences.

May 12, 2009

Second Tuesday of the month alert

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated once again because it is the second Tuesday of the month.

It’s time for the May edition of Drinking Right. Other than the fact that it’s May, all of the particulars remain the same. Drinking Right will be at Papa’s Social Club, 7718 W. Burleigh in Milwaukee at 7 pm. Come on down, drink a few drinks, eat some pizza, and enjoy what is expected to be the last night before the countdown to a “smoke-free” (unless you’re at an Indian casino) Wisconsin officially starts.

For those of you who are “American Idol” fans, Dickie even runs that on the bar TVs, so you can’t use that as an excuse.

This concludes this activation of the Emergency Blogging System.

May 10, 2009

Sunday Hot Read – If Doc hosted the WHCD – UPDATE – Monday Hot Read – If Doug hosted the WHCD

by @ 18:09. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Since I’m not a fan of red carpets, slavish presstitutes, anything called “prom”, or dancing, I missed the White House Correspondent’s Dinner. It seems some two-bit hack decided to take her 15 minutes of fame and wish those of us on the right dead.

Doc decided to run with what he would have said had he been the emcee, and it is far funnier than anything that the aforementioned two-bit hack said last night. Just a sample:

I was hoping to see more people from the White House Press Secretary’s office. I see “Baby Face” Gibbs over there. Where’s Keith Olbermann? I look forward to being the “Worst Person in the World” for the next two weeks, so I at least wanted to give him a wave. What’s that? He couldn’t come? Stuck in a bathtub? Ah, what a shame.

Go, read it all.

Revisions/extensions (6:43 am 5/11/2009) - Doug Powers also ran with the theme (H/T – Michelle Malkin). Just one of the forehand smashes:

“The White House says that the president had no prior knowledge of that 747 buzzing of Manhattan. Is it really a good idea to entrust our national security to somebody who can’t even install The Club on his own jet?”

April 28, 2009

Eggs on the road – end of April edition

by @ 15:35. Filed under Miscellaneous.

There’s some traveling to be done, both today and later this week:

Today

- The Milwaukee-area Scott Walker for Governor announcement – Wisconsin Lutheran College, 8800 W. Bluemound Rd., Wauwatosa, 5:45 pm
- Blog ‘n Grog – Nice Ash, 327 W. Main St., Waukesha, 7 pm

Friday-Sunday

- Republican Party of Wisconsin convention – La Crosse Convention Center, 300 Harborview Plaza, La Crosse (yes, I will be live and in color, and I hope to have some good interviews)

And I’m sure I’ll squeeze in a Brewer game (most likely Thursday) because it’s the 5-county half-off deal.

April 19, 2009

EBS auto-pilot

by @ 8:02. Filed under Miscellaneous.

This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated because Steve is out of it, and Shoebox is on vacation, and 4 days with nothing is just too long.

First things first, Steve went to yet another Tea Party yesterday, this time a Tea’d Off one in Racine with Fred and close to 300 of his closest friends. They did something a bit different with this one; they made some customized golf balls available (hence the “Tea’d Off”). Somewhere on his “smartphone of dead battery” are a few pictures and video of Fred’s speech.

Next; the Brewers. The EBS is activated for their missing luck, missing pitching, and now missing hitting.

Finally, the “There’s No Way Out of TARP” theme continues. Neil Cavuto stated on yesterday’s show that the Feds aren’t giving up their stock warrants on companies that repaid the TARP. The appropriate exit song…

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This has been the Emergency Blogging System.

April 14, 2009

April Drinking Right – tonight

by @ 14:34. Tags:
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This is the Emergency Blogging System. It has been activated because Steve is overtaxed. Drinking Right is tonight at 7 pm over at Papa’s Social Club (7718 W Burleigh in Milwaukee).

You are instructed to be there at the appointed hour.

April 13, 2009

The “Do Not Disturb” lamp is lit

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I’ll be at Blogs.4Bauer live-blogging the return of Cougar Bait.

Eggs on the road – Tax Week

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Besides being Tax season (and indeed, partly because of it), it’s road-trip season. My trips for the week:

- This one isn’t actually a trip, but I’ll be running the weekly “24″ liveblog over at Blogs.4Bauer tonight. The fun will start a bit before 8.

- If it’s the second Tuesday of the month, it’s time for Drinking Right. I need to drink heavily after last week’s disaster, and Dickie over at Papa’s Social Club (7718 W. Burleigh in Milwaukee) is kind enough to serve us starting at 7 pm. He even throws in pizza from Mama’s next door.

- Wednesday is the Tax Day Tea Party. Blogging will likely be non-existant that day because I will be on the road all day: Madison at the Capitol (King Street entrance) at 11, Appleton at Fox Banquets (111 E. Kimball) at 5:30, and possibly a quick stop in Fort Atkinson (Municipal Building on Main) at 4.

- Saturday is potentially another full day. The only thing confirmed is a Tea’d Off party at Racine City Hall (where 6th, 7th, and Washington meet) at noon, though it is likely I’ll add the Sammies down in Chicago to the list.

April 7, 2009

I’ve got the green eggs

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Forgive the silliness, but doubleplusundead pointed me to this story from Ananova about a Croatian farmer who has a hen that lays green eggs. The accompanying pic is priceless.

I wonder if I could have some ham with that.

March 31, 2009

Read some blogs, drink some grogs

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That’s right; it’s the last Tuesday of the month. Alexander has returned Blog ‘n Grog to its original home at Neighbor’s, 260 W Main in Waukesha. Grogging shall commence at 7 pm.

BE THERE!

March 30, 2009

Live-blogging “24″ over at B.4B

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I missed the last couple weeks live because of prior family-related committments, but other than next week, I’ll be around for the rest of Season 7. Naturally, the party will be at Blogs.4Bauer.

Don’t forget to get in on the B.4B Kill Counter. I’m going low-positive tonight as Jack begins the process of beating unbeatable viruses – 3.

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