Since I’m the eternal pessimist, I don’t want this one lost in the comments section of The Bar’s prediction thread:
Week 1 – vs Eagles – loss
Week 2 – at Giants – loss
Week 3 – vs Chargers – loss
Week 4 – at Viqueens – win
Week 5 – vs Duh Bears – loss
Week 6 – vs Deadskins – win
Week 7 – Bye
Week 8 – at Broncos – loss
Week 9 – at Chiefs – loss
Week 10 – vs Viqueens – win
Week 11 – vs Panthers – loss
Week 12 – at Lions – loss (because of the Turkey Day Curse)
Week 13 – at Cowpokes – loss
Week 14 – vs Duh Raiders – win
Week 15 – at Lambs – loss
Week 16 – at Duh Bears – loss
Week 17 – vs Lions – win
Final record – 5-11 (and I’m generous giving the sweep against Duh Viqueens)
As you noticed, unlike everybody that’s taken the winning-season Kool-Aid, I’m telling you which teams they will and will not beat.
I’m giving week 5 to the Pack over duh Bears. Why? Cause 5 years ago on that very same day on a Monday night the Pack spanked the Bear but just a few short hours before that spanking, my first son Sam was born. They HAVE to win. The Pack by 5!!!!!! Yeah….. It’s a 5 thing
I wound up at 6-10. Mine will be up tomorrow. I also predicted Wile E. Thompson, Super Genius will be fired after the season. Why? Well, when your No. 1 draft pick barely makes the team, is inactive for Game #1 and will probably be inactive most of the season, that tells me you as a GM are a moron.
Some guy over at the Packers Blog at JSOnline said Thompson was 10 times better than Sherman as GM … Daffy Duck would have been 10 times better than Sherman so that ain’t saying much.
I’m a pessimist on this season, but you take the cake here. And you’re 0-1.
Well, 4 people at Fred’s place took 3 and 4 wins, so I’m not King Pessimist ;-)
Wow, you’ve sadly mistaken the Packers season. The packers are 7-1 going into week 10. Gosh, you suck.
That’s 8-1.
And yes, I do suck. September was a very bad month for me gambling.