It’s been a while since we’ve had the chance to poke fun at this group of mediocre candidates.
Since last we gathered….Michelle, I’m a tax attorney and, and GARDISIL!, Bachmann has dropped out.
That leaves the following line up for a debate that may not be quite Thunderdome, but will likely have just as many bloody noses.
Mitt, How’s my air? Does my hair look ok?, Romney continues to lead by default.
Ron, Just because lots of whackos follow me doesn’t mean I’m a whacko, Paul moved into the top tier of candidates with an Iowa third place finish.
Rick, Pork, it’s not just the other white meat, Santorum
No more Mr. Nice guy Newt Gingrich, Rick, why can’t the whole country be like Texas, Perry and Jon, I supported Obama until I wanted to run for President, Huntsman will also be on board for tonight’s festivities.
Join Steve and me…sober or otherwise, for fun. One of us should get here by about 7:45 Central or so.
And, as an added bonus, Steve has committed to cover the Hair of the Dog debate tomorrow morning while I travel with the Things to another wrestling match.