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The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

Archive for February 6th, 2011

Baker’s Dozen post-mortem

by @ 22:34. Filed under Sports.

First things first, congrats to the Mighty Green Bay Packers on their record-extending 13th NFL championship.

That was a microcosm of the season – lose key players (Charles Woodson and Donald Driver for the entire second half, Sam Shields for much of the second half, and Nick Collins to complete the defensive trifecta just before the end of the first half), not have a running game until very late, have dog-ass special (ed) teams, and still win, baby. That was sweet.

Now, I bet you’re wondering how this inveterate gambler did (or how I would have done had I been stupid enough to put money down). In a word, outside of the big play of Pack -3 and the minor Pack by 4-6, I would have blown chunks the size of Texas. The overs ruled the day, the Packers led at the half, and there wasn’t a score in the first 7:30.

Did I mention Baker’s Dozen?

Recommended Reading (02/06/11)

by @ 15:06. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Here are, in my view, interesting, noteworthy columns and articles from the past week that I highly recommend:

Super Bowl ad targets wrong audience

“While many Americans will park in front of their televisions to watch football on Super Bowl Sunday, others will tune in just to see the commercials. Unknown to most Americans, one commercial will be seen only by members of the U.S. military deployed overseas. Sadly, it’s a spot that probably needs to be shown to federal, state and local election officials, too”

* “Nobody gets married anymore, Mister”

“Within my lifetime, single parenthood has been transformed from shame to saintliness. In our society, perversely, we celebrate the unwed mother as a heroic figure, like a fireman or a police officer. During the last presidential election, much was made of Obama’s mother, who was a single parent. Movie stars and pop singers flaunt their daddy-less babies like fishing trophies.

None of this is lost on my students. In today’s urban high school, there is no shame or social ostracism when girls become pregnant. Other girls in school want to pat their stomachs. Their friends throw baby showers at which meager little gifts are given. After delivery, the girls return to school with baby pictures on their cell phones or slipped into their binders, which they eagerly share with me. Often they sit together in my classes, sharing insights into parenting, discussing the taste of Pedialite or the exhaustion that goes with the job. On my way home at night, I often see my students in the projects that surround our school, pushing their strollers or hanging out on their stoops instead of doing their homework.”

We need to stop glorifying single mothers

“Because most of us know single mothers, know how hard they’re working, and wish them well, we do what we can to support them and build them up. That’s very understandable and it undoubtedly does some good. However, because we’re constantly talking about how wonderful single mothers are, we’re also making the option look a lot less scary than it should be to young girls — and that’s a very bad thing for them and for society.”

Talking with the president

“As some readers might know, your humble correspondent (that’s me) will be conducting a live interview with President Obama a few hours before the Super Bowl game begins on Sunday. The chat is scheduled to last about 12 minutes and is fraught with danger. For me, not for the president.”

Tawdry details of ObamaCare

If you would like to know what the White House really thinks of Obamacare, there’s an easy way. Look past its press releases. Ignore its promises. Forget its talking points. Instead, simply witness for yourself the outrageous way the White House protects its best friends from Obamacare.”

* – Especially recommended

Your (not-)official Championship Game That Cannot Be Named™ NRE betting sheet

by @ 8:54. Filed under Sports.

All the lines are courtesy Bodog, and were current as of this morning, so if your bookie doesn’t offer them, kneecap him (unless, of course, your bookie is an undercover cop or these picks don’t pan out, in which case I never offered these picks to you):

  • Full-game line: Packers -3 (EVEN) over the Steelers
  • Full-game over/under: Under 45.5 (-105)
  • Steelers total points: Under 21 (-105)
  • Packers total points: Under 24 (-115)
  • Score in the first 7:30 of the game: Yes (-170)
  • Alternate over/under cracktion part 1 (37.5): Under 37.5 (+195)
  • Alternate over/under craction part 2 (33.5): Under 33.5 (+300)
  • Margin of victory: Packers by 4-6 points (11/2) (which means the Packers will win by a score of 17-13)
  • Which team will be leading at halftime and which team will win the game: Tie/Packers (11/1)

That will leave a dent in your bookie’s pocket on the way to the Baker’s Dozen. One more thing…
GO PACK GO!
GO PACK GO!
GO PACK GO!
GO PACK GO!
GO PACK GO!
GO PACK GO!
GO PACK GO!
GO PACK GO!
GO PACK GO!
GO PACK GO!
GO PACK GO!
GO PACK GO!
GO PACK GO!

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