The 2008 election will not be decided by gender, ethnicity, age or income demographics. The 2008 elections will be determined by how much meat you eat.
Eating veggies shrinks the brain
From the Times of India:
MELBOURNE: Scientists have discovered that going veggie could be bad for your brain-with those on a meat-free diet six times more likely to suffer brain shrinkage.
According to Gov. Palin, a vegetarian in Alaska is an Eskimo who can’t hunt!
I’ve never known a Conservative vegetarian. Have you?
Revisions/extensions (4:45 pm 9/15/2008; steveegg) - Since Weebork brought up omnivores in the comments, I’ll bring back a HamNation classic.
R&E part 2 (9:38 pm 9/15/2008; steveegg) - Or at least I’ll put up a link to said HamNation classic. YouTube is being a bit recalcitrant tonight.
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Ok class, we’re going to re-learn a word that was introduced to us when we were in elementary school. It has to do with the type of food that our bodies are supposed to consume, based on physiology. Are we ready for the word, class?
Here it is, say it with me: Omnivore.
Human beings are omnivores. Omnivore. Say it again, “omnivore”. SAY IT AGAIN! AGAIN! SAY IT!
Good. Class dismissed.
For those who missed the day we discussed prefixes and their meanings….Omni = All = Top of the Food Chain
This helps explain the Palin-hating Obamabot militant vegans I sit by at work. When I want your opinion about my lunch or my car, I will ask you…
Heather,
The good news is that your neighbors are consciously selecting themselves out of the gene pool…unfortunately, it may take at least until your retirement to shrink their brains far enough to forget where they work!