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2008 NFL Week 2

by @ 11:32 on September 14, 2008. Filed under Sports.

Last week sucked to the tune of 6-10 ATS and 1-1 O/U, and the hard drive on the desktop is dying. Let’s get this Texan-less week done quickly so you can get some dough.

Green Bay (-3) @ Detroit – Everything screams, “TRAP!” about this game except one thing; it’s not Turkey Day.
Indianapolis (-2.5) @ Minnesota – The rust comes off this week.
Chicago @ Carolina (-3) – Taketh the home team.
Oakland (+3.5) @ Kansas City – Two-headed quarterbacks do not work in the NFL.
Tennessee @ Cincinnati (pick’em) – You’ve got to be kidding me; a Kerry Collins-led team not a road dog? Jump on this one.
New Orleans @ Washington (+1) – I dislike teams with early injuries. Take the under-42.
NY Giants (-8.5) @ St. Louis – The Lambs lay down for everybody.
Buffalo (+4.5) @ Jacksonville – Again, injuries kill. Mental note; find a replacement for Mo-Jo.
Atlanta (+7) @ Tampa Bay – You may like the points, you may want the points, and any honest bookie will give you the points, BUT YOU’RE NOT GONNA NEED THEM! Hotlanta’s suddenly a big-play team, and the Bucs are a big-play-giving team. Take the over-37.5.
San Francisco (+7) @ Seattle – This is your Game of the Weak.
Miami @ Arizona (-7) – The Cards will have to overcome the Egg Appearance Curse, but since it’s the Dolphins, book it!
New England @ NY Jets (-1) – All streaks come to an end…except Brett Favre’s.
San Diego @ Denver (-1) – Injury Discount comes into play again.
Pittsburgh (-6) @ Cleveland – The dominance will continue unabated.
Philadelphia (+7) @ Dallas – Philly’s too stout for this kind of beatdown by the bookies.

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