No Runny Eggs

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Abandon all hope, Obamination denziens

by @ 10:30 on August 23, 2008. Filed under Politics - National.

Let’s face it; Barack Hussein Obama played you chumps like a Stradivarius….

– When push came to shove, he picked the old white guy who is a two-time failure in national politics just because Joe “Plugs” Biden (Plagiarist-Gaffe) is what Obama wants to be when he finally grows up.
– Biden blows in the wind on his supposed strength of foreign policy; he voted for the Iraq War and now wants to carve it up along sectarian lines.
– Talk about change; Biden has been in the Senate every year he has been Constitutionally-eligible, and has been there over half his life.
Fausta has a reason why you chumps waited until 3 am for that text message, when ABC figured out hours earlier that it was Biden based on where the Secret Service was heading, and the Washington Post got the official word long before you; Obama wanted to stick one last shiv in the back of Her Royal Cankleness.
– Speaking of that 3 am text message, be expecting a lot of fundraising calls from the Obamination; he’s going to need your cash.
Ed Morrissey points out that the presstitutes are none too happy either. After all, the Obamination Express is their creation.
– If you thought you could catch John McCain napping, I’ve got news for you; this ad hit Youtube at 6:06 am Eastern, and it just happens to be the 30 seconds TV stations like…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDVUPqoowf8[/youtube]

While I’m under no delusions that McCain will continue the momentum he started this morning, I’m going to enjoy this. Can I get a CHAOS?

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