No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

Archive for August 21st, 2008

Don’t like the real choices for President? Pick a fake one.

by @ 16:33. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Michael King’s employer, 11alive.com, is having a multi-day poll on which fictitional President would be best. The primaries started today, with the A-D group.

I hereby endorse Thomas “Tug” Benson.

Football Mania!

by @ 10:43. Filed under Miscellaneous.

The NFL season is just around the bend, and I’ve got a few housekeeping items to take care of:

– First things first, I wil be back to defend my over-.500 regular season record against the spread from last year (123-120-2, with a 20-13-1 on the two-picks-weekly over/unders). As always, they’ll be cross-posted at The Wisconsin Sports Bar.
Fred will once again be running at least 1 Cheddarsphere fantasy league, and possibly 2. The Spiraling Colby is already in the air.
Ick has a pair of items lined up for us; a fantasy league and a pick-’em contest.

Roll bloat – ramble on

by @ 9:50. Filed under The Blog.

I know mhking from the days back at Free Republic, and was saddened when he had to give up the original Ramblings Journal. There is good news; it’s back, and though it isn’t updated as often as the old place, it is still a must-read.

The Morning Scramble/Open Thread Thursday – 8/21/2008

It’s Thursday; you know what that means (blues and Open Thread Thursday)…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1fT-J5WKbE[/youtube]

I was hoping to keep this small so as to not intimidate you into not playing along, but there’s too much good stuff out there. Oh well; let’s light this candle.

  • It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like CHAOS, Part 1 – Bill Quick reminds us just how few superdelegates have to change their mind (some for a second time).
  • It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like CHAOS, Part 2 – Gabriel Malor reports there is going to be a Hillary Clinton whip team on the floor. Exit quote from Gabriel – “Like a lamb to the slaughter.”
  • It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like CHAOS, Part 3 – plebian delivers a second “shock to the nation” ‘Rat VP nominee. He may well be half-right there.
  • Doubleplusundead breaks out Mr. Rodgers to smack Barack Obama around over the lack of support he’s giving his poor brother stuck in Kenya. Guess it’s really true that liberals consider charity what they can force you to give.
  • Doc created a couple new posters for the failing Obamination Express.
  • Matt Lewis dug up a classic magazine cover. Now you don’t have to go into the memory hole to find a surprising friend of Big Oil – Barack Hussein Obama II.
  • James T. Harris terms the “Chocolate Jesus” the Left’s Affirmative Action candidate.
  • It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like CHAOS, Part 4 – PJ-Comix laughs at the DUmmies who are panicking. I almost should’ve taken a Pink Floyd song in homage to all these parts.
  • It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like CHAOS, Part 5 – Jim Geraghty thinks Hillary Clinton is on the very-short list.
  • Peter has the cure for the queasy feeling the ‘Rats are having.
  • Fausta found the perfect bumper CHANGE bumper sticker. After all, change is all we’ll have left if the Obamination Express rolls into the Oval Office.
  • John McCormack would have inspired a slightly-different song had this not been Thursday with news the gloves are off.
  • E.M. Zanotti and Ace warn Team McCain against making the D&D crowd mad.
  • Lady Logician says to expect one of several dark horses to ride alongside John McCain through November.
  • Plebian channels everybody’s favorite Mitt Romney cheerleader.
  • TexasFred launched the Write In Tancredo/Hunter campaign.
  • Steven Walters found a unique use for leftover campaign funds – retiring state Rep. Barbara Gronemus (D-Whitehall) is holding a “reverse fundraiser”/retirement party with those funds.
  • The Vintage one whacks a specific presstitute over the head for wishing a bipartisan ticket on McCain. I don’t know what’s worse; the fact the presstitute forgot what happened the last time the Pubbies reached across the aisle for the VP nominee, or the fact this particular presstitute works for the Washington Times? Bonus thought – the first (and last) time the ‘Rats had to reach across the aisle for the occupant of the VP office, they got the Constitution changed so it would be nigh impossible to have 2 different parties in the elected executive offices.
  • Dr. Melissa Clouthier declares bike lanes bad for the environment.
  • Nick Schweitzer discovered they tend to force bicyclists to violate state law.
  • J. Gravelle salutes a real man of genius, Brant Vogt, “Mr. Too Stupid for a Driver’s License”.
  • Wendy brings back one of my favorite things from mhkingHold Throw Muh Beer And Watch This! That reminds me; now that I’ve found his new haunt, I need to bloat the roll again.
  • Peter has 34 more names for Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett, who infamously challenged Charlie Sykes to give him just one name of someone who committed vote fraud in Milwaukee.
  • Michelle Malkin delivers the Beijing Repression Olympics update of the day – the results of one of the 78 protest applications filed. No word on whether it was one of the 74 that had been “voluntarily withdrawn”, one of the 3 where a revision was requested, or the 1 that was rejected outright. Bonus – don’t miss the official logo of the Repression Olympics.
  • Speaking of Olympics (which I’m not watching), Little Miss Sunshine cheers the gold-medal-winning womens’ beach volleyball team of Kerri Walsh and Misty May for praising President Bush after winning the gold. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I saw in my Twitter feed that doubleplusundead was complaining about having 200 unread items in his reader. I think I have something north of 200 unread items right now, and I know I’m still missing stuff.

Punished by a Baby (part 2.5)

by @ 8:29. Filed under Politics - National.

In case you missed Shoebox’s post below, go read it. There is an expansion or two based on what Ed Morrissey found, including a confirmation of the veracity of the YouTubed conversation Shoebox and Erick Erickson embedded:

Guy Benson not only tracked down the audio to the Chicago Tribune, but he came up with this little gem from the transcripts of the Illinois Legislature (specifically, pages 32-34, from the 4/22/2002 session):

[T]he only plausible rationale, to my mind, for this legislation would be if you had a suspicion that a doctor, the attending physician, who has made the assessment that this is a nonviable fetus and that, let’s say for the purposes of the mother’s health, is being "” that "” that labor is being induced, that that physician (a) is going to make the wrong assessment and (b) if the physician discovered, after the labor had been induced, that, in fact, he made an error, and in fact this was not a nonviable fetus but, in fact, a live child, that the physician, of his own accord or her own accord, would not try to exercise the sort of medical procedures and practices that would be involved in saving that child.

Now, if "” if you think that there are possibilities that doctors would not do that, then maybe this bill makes sense, but I "” I suspect and my impression is, is that the Medical Society suspects that doctors feel that they would already be under that obligation, that they would already be making these determinations, and that essentially adding a "” an additional doctor who the has to be called in an emergency situation to come in and make these assessments is really designed simply to burden the original decision of the woman and the physician to induce labor and perform an abortion.

Now, if that’s the case –and "” and I know some of us feel very strongly one way or the other on that issue "” that’s fine, but I think it’s important to understand that this issue ultimately is about abortion and not live births. Because if these children are being born alive, I, at least, have confidence that a doctor who is in that room is going to make sure they’re looked after.

Ed goes on to point out that the above statement came after it was revealed that the doctors at the mis-named Christ Hospital were allowing babies born alive during abortion procedures to die without any care.

To steal from another movie…

Denver, we have a problem. We have a main bus B undervolt. We’ve got a lot of thruster activity here, Denver. There’s another master alarm, Denver. We’ve got a computer restart. We’ve got a ping light. We’ve got multiple cautions and warnings, Denver. We’ve gotta reset and restart.

Punished by a Baby (part two)

by @ 5:55. Filed under Miscellaneous.

On March 30, 2008, at a townhall meeting in Johnstown, PA, Barck Obama made the following statement:

“When it comes specifically to HIV/AIDS, the most important prevention is education, which should include — which should include abstinence education and teaching the children — teaching children, you know, that sex is not something casual. But it should also include — it should also include other, you know, information about contraception because, look, I’ve got two daughters. 9 years old and 6 years old. I am going to teach them first of all about values and morals. But if they make a mistake, I don’t want them punished with a baby. I don’t want them punished with an STD at the age of 16. You know, so it doesn’t make sense to not give them information.”

At the time I wrote about the callousness Barack Obama had towards a life and how there was a difference between “punishment” and “consequences” of our actions and decisions.

Since the Saddleback Civil Forum, Barack Obama has had to reexplain his position on abortion, especially late term abortion. Since Saturday, I’ve counted at least 3 different explanations for Barack’s inability to support a bill in the Illinois legislature that would require doctors to provide medical care for babies who survived abortions. At different times I have heard:

  • The bill didn’t have the federal language that preempted this from impacting existing abortion law (it did)
  • His committee didn’t have time to act on it (they did and passed it out of his committee unanimously)
  • It was unnecessary as IL law already covered the issue (so why did other legislators pass it overwhelmingly?)

The Obama campaign has continued to try to obfuscate the issue, dancing from one excuse to the other.   All along Obama has claimed “as he has repeatedly said” that the claim that he supports infanticide is a lie and ridiculous to even consider.

Um, yeah.

I can’t vouch for this audio clip but it has been placed on Redstate and if it passes their muster, it works here.   Here is Barack Obama on the Illinois floor explaining why he is against the bill:

In the audio Obama claims that having two doctors help the baby after a botched abortion would be a “BURDEN!”

When Obama made his March comment about “punishment” his sycophants (of which a couple chimed in on my post) tried to argue that he wasn’t talking about the baby as punishment but the subsequent effort to raise and provide for it. Nice Try!

Anyone, subsequent to the corroboration of this audio, who wants to argue that Barack Obama does not advocate the most self centered, arrogant positions on the issue of infant life may as well be arguing that the Bigfoot recently “discovered” wasn’t really a rubber gorilla suit but a uniquely mummified specimen.

If this audio is corroborated, Obama is toast. In fact, if this audio is corroborated, keep a close eye on the Democrats convention. With my apologies to Mad Max:

Two Dems enter, One Dem leaves. Two Dems enter, One Dem leaves.

Be careful as to who you assume will be the one leaving!

H/T Erick

You’ve Got to Handle all 10 Hurdles!

by @ 5:52. Filed under Politics - National.

We Shoe’s have become Olympic junkies!   Mrs. Shoe and I like to see the skill required for each event, even the more arcane like trampoline or ping pong.   Thing 1 and Thing 2 have been taking in every minute they are allowed to watch.   This is really the first Olympics they’ve paid attention to.   They  are mesmerized by the sports that they’ve never seen before.

Monday night’s broadcast had an event that we, and many of you, will remember for a long time to come.   Lolo Jones ran in one of the 100 meter hurdle heats.   She was a heavy favorite, expected to take gold in the Event.   While slow out of the block, Jones quickly caught and passed the other competitors.   She was about to blow the field away when at the second to last hurdle, her foot hit the hurdle, she lost stride and finished seventh, out of the finals.

After the event, NBC stuck a camera in  Lolo Jones’  face and asked “How do you feel?”  

Jones was obviously numb from the event.    With her mind reeling, Jones managed a response that applies not only to an Olympic hurdler but to many, many situations in life:

“It’s the hurdles. If you can’t get over all 10, you can’t be the champion.”

Wednesday, Zogby released a poll showing John McCain with a 5 point lead amongst likely voters. The poll shows Barack Obama losing significant ground in all of his core groups; Democrats, under the age of 35, women and voters with incomes under $50K.

After taking body blows for the past two weeks over his response to the Russian invasion of Georgia and his performance at the Saddleback Civil Forum, Barack Obama seeked  maintain the Marquess of Queensberry rules and reassure his acolytes while warning McCain and said that McCain:

doesn’t know what he’s up against!

A month ago Barack Obama was ahead by 7 points and in Germany finishing his “World Tour.” He was the toast of Europe. Today, Barack Obama may need to look over his shoulder just to ensure he gets out of the Democrat convention with the nomination.

Rather than touring Europe as if he was already the President of the United States, Barack Obama could have benefited from Lolo Jones’ wisdom. From here on out Barack should remember:

“It’s the hurdles. If you can’t get over all 10, you can’t be the champion.”

Simple Does Not Equal Simpleton

by @ 5:17. Filed under Energy.

Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the Democrats have been telling us for weeks now that they don’t want to increase drilling because it won’t help reduce oil prices even if they did.   Amongst their favorite talking points is a US EIA report that stated that drilling in ANWR and generating 1,000,000 barrels of oil each day, would only reduce the price of a barrel of oil by $1.44.

At heart, I’m a very simple person.   While I will dig into the complex if necessary, I prefer to use the simpler answers to a problem.   I’ve had enough On the Job Training (OJT) for various life issues, that I think I can safely say that the answers to many issues lie right in front of my face if only I stop to look.   I think the same holds for oil pricing.

I won’t go into debunking how the Dems have used the EIA report, plenty of other folks have done so expertly so there’s no need to retread that ground.   Besides that, rebutting the EIA report requires a complex answer.   No, I found an explanation of oil pricing that is much simpler.

This morning, oil prices were headed north again anticipating that US inventories were going to increase about 1.7 million barrels.   Prices had moved from  just under  $115/barrel to over $116/barrel in anticipation of this report.   As has been happening a lot lately, the “Experts” were wrong in their estimates and inventories increased by 9.4 million barrels, a 7.7 million barrel difference.   Following the report, oil not only dropped below it’s opening price, it zipped right past it dropping $3 from its high.

The US uses about 20 million barrels of oil each day according to the EIA.   The “excess” inventory of 7.7 million barrels announced this morning, amounts to about 1/3 of a days need or .1% of the annual needs of the US.   If an increase in inventory of .1% of the annual US usage causes oil prices to drop by over $3 per barrel, does it make sense to you that producing the equivalent of 5% of the US needs (50 times more than the “excess” inventory)….OVER A LONG TIME, would only decrease the per barrel price by $1.44?

Nope, it doesn’t to me either.

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