No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

The Morning Scramble – 7/9/2008

by @ 10:29 on July 9, 2008. Filed under The Morning Scramble.

It’s nice to have a reason for the song. Mary Katharine Ham provided one with anotherwise-unnoteworthy story on a dog-on-dog attack in DC.

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  • Let’s start right off with the Obamination Express; there’s a lot of material today – Ed Morrissey caught Barack Obama tossing English under the bus.
  • Owen found fiscal responsibility stuck under the rear wheels of the Obamination Express.
  • Ed Driscoll has more Obama words well past their expiration date – his philosophy of campaigning.
  • Shoebox found even more curdled Obama words – his view of the danger posed by Iran.
  • The conspiratorial Chris (there are just too many Chrises in my feed reader) sings the Obamination Flip-Flop Song.
  • Silent E uses the opportunity of yet another Obamination Flip-Flop to unleash Barack HUSSEIN ObamaUrkel.
  • Jazz Shaw found a solution to the fuel crisis; use the “refined” Obama positions as high-test gasoline.
  • Geoff discovered Denial is a river in the aisle of the Obamination Express.
  • JammieWearingFool discovered the presstitute photogs are back to their Glowbama photographic tricks.
  • Jim Geraghty calls Strike Three on the third Obama ad’s accuracy. Too bad this isn’t baseball.
  • Jessi is a bit confused on what change the Jr. Senator (in whichever way it can be sliced, whether one talks about Illinois, the ‘Rat candidates for the nomination, or the presumptive nominees) is offering.
  • We’re finally done with the Obamination, so let’s hit the ‘Rats some more – Michelle Bachmann notes the House ‘Rats want to shut up their fellow Congresscritters on blogs.
  • Ed Morrissey (back for round 2) says it’s even worse in the World’s Most Deliberative Body.
  • Mary relays the John McCain smackdown of draft-doding Bill Clinton.
  • Brian explains the difference between an Iraqi-crafted withdrawal timetable and a ‘Rat-crafted one.
  • Janet Evans says, “Like terrorist father, like terrorist son.” My hope for the younger bin Laden’s immediate future (quoting Uncle Jimbo) – “Predator sends Hellfire, now it’s all bad (all bad). Remote sniping yeah, we’re cool like this.”
  • Gabriel Malor explains Authorizations for Use of Military Force.
  • Moron Pundit challenges lieberals (including the presumptive Pubbie nominee) to explain why covering thousands of square miles of land underneath solar panels is preferable to drilling on a copule thousand acres of Arctic wasteland.
  • Todd Lohenry asks, after hearing Joe Lieberman say that Red China’s thirst for gas is growing at 8 times ours, why the focus is not on drilling. He does answer his own question; it’s about the economic crippling.
  • The Unreal one asks whether any country taxed its way into prosperity. Yet half the country meets Albert Einstein’s definition of insanity.
  • We’re finally out of the ‘Rat end of the pool – Josh Schroeder is not happy about the RNC trying a bill collector trick.
  • Michelle Malkin has 15 things we should know about La Raza, which is being actively courted by both candidates and both parties.
  • Christian Schneider has a real way to go green that’s being blocked by a lot of locales; letting ones laundry dry in the sun.
  • More Moron Pundit – he has the Moron Food Pyramid. You’ll have to see it to understand why I put this item where I did.
  • JammieWearingFool notes black holes are going into the memory hole of Political Correctness.
  • Edward Christie observed that crime does pay, at least for British presstitutes.
  • Lawhawk has today’s dose of UN FAIL – once again, thugs walk into a UNprotected (note the lack of a hyphen) refugee camp to beat up on the refugees. This time, it’s in Zimbabwe.
  • Dad29 has shocking (literally) news for those of you who can still afford to fly; the DHS wants to put shock bracelets on you.

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