No Runny Eggs

I wish I were in Texas right now instead of cloudy, steamy and soon-to-be-stormy Wisconsin…

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• Dhimmitude Watch, Part 1 – DrewM found the United States State Department selling “Mosques of America” calendars.
• Dhimmitude Watch, Part 2 – Charles Johnson reports the Louvre will be opening an Islamic wing.
• On to the envirowhackos – Gabriel Malor explains how the “science” Gorebal “Warming” is falling apart. If only we weren’t about to lose the political front of the war,….
• Ed Morrissey notes the American Physical Society is now calling Gorebal “Warming” unproven and is calling for a public debate on the validity of the “science”. It’s a good thing High Priestess “Dr.” Heidi Cullen doesn’t control the accrediation of physicists like she wants to control the accrediation of meteorologists.
• Ace is incredulous that the Congressional ban on offshore drilling is likely going to be renewed.
• More Ace – he found Algore Goracle wants to raise taxes on energy $1 trillion to fund his moonbat “renewable energy” shot.
• William Teach discovers yet another thing that causes Gorebal “Warming” – cows. Make my steak medium-well, please, and my glass of milk extra-frosty.
• Mary Katharine Ham and Americans for Prosperity caught the utter hypocrisy of the Gorebal “Warming” crowd. As The Hammer says, “Click for the inane environmentalists arriving via cab; stay for the great Gore fleet.”
• Mary Lazich outlines the rise and fall of biofuels.
• On to the Presidential horse race – Ace highlights the brazen attack on John McCain by The News Organization That Cannot Be Quoted. Three mentions of Ace and a couple more of my fellow Morons ought to cement my status as a Moron Blog.
• Jim Geraghty found evidence that Operation Chaos is continuing to bear fruit, as fundraisers for Hillary Clinton met with…McCain’s camp.
• Josh Schroeder asks, “Which McCain do you prefer, the Real Life one or the JibJab Cartoon one?” Do make sure you scroll for the actual poll.
• Moe Lane found another state GOP looking for sanctions from McCain for daring to quote Michelle Obama – the Washington one. Bravo Zulu, WAGOP.
• The letter-writing Brad V explains why the presstitutes don’t think Barack Obama stinks; they think he doesn’t sweat.
• Speaking of presstitutes and Obama, Sister Toldjah found them treating Obama’s upcoming overseas trip like Elvis’ Army stint. No, it’s more like the Beatles’ first visit to America.
• Flip found a Bush Doctrine-sized fly in the Obamination soup. Of course, it turned out to be pre-emptive surrender rather than pre-emptive hindquarters-kicking.
• It Has Begun by Jim Hoft, Part 1 – he found the racists supporting Obama aren’t waiting until November to declare those of us who dare oppose the Obamination racist.
• It Has Begun by Jim Hoft, Part 2 – he notes the Obamination Nation has taken to torching the property of die-hard supporters of Hillary Clinton. Say, wasn’t torching a favored tactic of the KKK?
• The focusing Brad V has the Obamination campaign slogan of the day.
• Karl explores the other side of Obama’s campaign coin.
• PJ-Comix found the DUmmies all in knots debating Obama’s flip vs. Obama’s flop.
• On to the rest of the wrap – McQ found the District of Columbia in contempt of SCOTUS. I wonder if a visit from the Supreme Court Police is in order for the DC Common Council.
• Rusty wonders if The News Organization That Cannot Be Quoted and the Taliban are sharing cameramen. It wouldn’t surprise me in the least; they both have a goal of defeating America.
• More crAP – Jim Hoft found The News Organization That Cannot Be Quoted carrying water for SanFranNan.
• Wyatt Earp exposes the shallowness of Al Sharpton’s disappointment in Jesse Jackson.
• Paul Socha wonders where the ‘Rats were when a field trip to ANWR was scheduled.
• Patrick laughs at Sheldon Wasserman’s weak golf skills. The 47-year-old doctor/Assemblyman got outdriven by a 64-year-old woman whose health he attacked because he wants her Senate seat.
• Fred has the first previews of 24:Exile, the Jack Bauer African adventure.

It sure seems like half my roll’s in Austin right now for AFP’s conference. Make sure you guys and gals hoist a cold one for me.