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Deciphering Mugabeese

by @ 5:51 on July 2, 2008. Filed under International relations.

After being challenged about the validity of the recent “election,” a spokesman for Robert Mugabe, “president” of Zimbabwe said that any one who questioned the election could “go hang!”  He followed up that simple retort with one that was more illustrative:

They can go and hang a thousand times.”

Some reporters have been puzzled as to the meaning or the need to “hang a thousand times.” After all, shouldn’t one hanging do the job? The answer is quite simple: Yes, most brutal, thug dictators would find it sufficient to silence their critics with one hanging.  I believe “presidential ” spokesman George Charamba was just recognizing the obvious and trying to cover his bases. I mean if you’re a brutal, thug dictator and you can’t manage to rig an election to get 99.9% of the vote on the first try, how likely is it that you’ll be smart enough to manage to kill someone on the first hanging try?

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2 Responses to “Deciphering Mugabeese”

  1. Lemur King said on July 2nd, 2008 at 15:50:

    Unless he was referring to asphyxiation (incomplete) by hanging slowly, one thousand times, but saving them just before they pass out each time. Which is distressingly brutal, I would think.

    I wouldn’t put it past these guys.

  2. Shoebox said on July 2nd, 2008 at 16:44:

    Well, if breaking the legs of the young son (I think 6 or so) of a competitor, is any idea of the lengths this vicous thug will go to, I guess nearly killing someone 1,000 times, purposely, would not be beyond consideration for him.

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