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Drinking Right Warning - 7 pm 4/8/2008

by Emergency Blogging System @ 8:56 on April 8, 2008. Filed under Miscellaneous.

BULLETIN - EBS ACTIVIATION REQUESTED
NO RUNNY EGGS OAK CREEK WI
855 AM CDT TUE APR 8 2008

NO RUNNY EGGS HAS ISSUED A

* DRINKING RIGHT WARNING FOR…
MILWAUKEE COUNTY IN SOUTHEAST WISCONSIN
RACINE COUNTY IN SOUTHEAST WISCONSIN
WASHINGTON COUNTY IN SOUTHEAST WISCONSIN
WAUKESHA COUNTY IN SOUTHEAST WISCONSIN

* IN EFFECT FROM 7 PM CDT UNTIL 11 PM CDT

* AT 744 AM CDT…REAL DEBATE WISCONSIN ISSUED A
DRINKING RIGHT ALERT FOR PAPA’S SOCIAL CLUB…7718 W BURLEIGH ST.
THERE WILL BE BLOGGERS AND BEER AT PAPA’S STARTING AT 7 PM CDT.

* BLOGGERS EXPECTED TO ATTEND INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO: ASIAN
BADGER, UNCLE FRED, NICK SCHWEITZER AND STEVEEGG. CLINT WILL BE
ARRIVING IN THE SECOND WAVE OF ARRIVALS.

PREPARATIONS SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. THIS IS A SERIOUS
SITUATION, AND IF YOU’RE NOT THERE, YOU’RE NOWHERE.

$$

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