No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

Archive for April 5th, 2008

Drinking Right Watch – Southeast Wisconsin

by @ 19:00. Filed under Miscellaneous.
URGENT - DRINKING RIGHT MESSAGE
NO RUNNY EGGS OAK CREEK WI
700 PM CDT SAT APR 5 2008

...SIGNIFICANT DRINKING EXPECTED IN SOUTHEAST WISCONSIN...

THERE IS A POTENTIAL FOR DRINKING OF GREATER THAN THREE ALCOHOLIC
DRINKS IN AN AREA ALONG AND NORTH OF BURLEIGH STREET BETWEEN
76TH STREET AND 84TH STREET TUESDAY EVENING. A BUNCH OF BLOGGERS
WILL CONVERGE ON PAPA'S SOCIAL CLUB...7718 WEST BURLEIGH STREET...
BY 7 PM TUESDAY...AND THEN PROCEED TO SHOOT THE BULL FOR SEVERAL
HOURS.

WIZ059-060-065-066-071-060000-
WASHINGTON-OZAUKEE-WAUKESHA-MILWAUKEE-RACINE-
700 PM SAT APR 5 2008

...DRINKING RIGHT WATCH IS IN EFFECT FROM 7 PM CDT TUESDAY EVENING
THROUGH 1030 PM TUESDAY EVENING...

A DRINKING RIGHT WATCH IS IN EFFECT FROM 7 PM CDT TUESDAY EVENING
THROUGH 1030 PM TUESDAY EVENING.

THERE IS A POTENTIAL FOR DRINKING OF GREATER THAN THREE ALCOHOLIC
DRINKS IN AN AREA ALONG AND NORTH OF BURLEIGH STREET BETWEEN
76TH STREET AND 84TH STREET TUESDAY EVENING. A BUNCH OF BLOGGERS
WILL CONVERGE ON PAPA'S SOCIAL CLUB...7718 WEST BURLEIGH STREET...
BY 7 PM TUESDAY...AND THEN PROCEED TO SHOOT THE BULL FOR SEVERAL
HOURS.

A DRINKING RIGHT WATCH MEANS THAT AN EDITION OF DRINKING RIGHT
IS EXPECTED TO BE HELD BETWEEN 36 AND 72 HOURS OF THE ISSUANCE
OF THE WATCH. BLOGGERS SHOULD MAKE PREPARATIONS NOW...INCLUDING
FILLING THE GAS TANK FOR A TRIP TO AND FROM PAPA'S SOCIAL CLUB...
ASKING THE SIGNIFICANT OTHER TO COME ALONG...AND ENSURING A FULL
WALLET. CONTINUE TO MONITOR EITHER NO RUNNY EGGS OR REAL DEBATE
WISCONSIN FOR ADDITIONAL UPDATES AND A LIKELY ISSUANCE OF A
DRINKING RIGHT WARNING.

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Gutterball humor

by @ 11:24. Filed under Miscellaneous.

Mary Katharine Ham tried to match Barack Obama’s 37 yesterday. Did she do it? Click the pic…

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…to find out. I’m shamelessly “borrowing” that from Allahpundit’s screencap, though I guess I could’ve used the one MKH supplied too. Oh, what the heck; I’ll use that to point you to her blog entry about the latest HamNation….

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I guess I should comment on that Obama 37 game. He really should’ve practiced some before bringing the cameras to the alley because having the cameras around for a 37 just made it too easy to make fun of him.

The Clinton’s Lament

by @ 7:00. Filed under Politics - National.

The primaries have gone horribly wrong for the “Candidate of Inevitability.”   When she sees how Mugabe is being supported by his party, do you think she cries alone, at her Chappaqua home, “Why  don’t they love MEEEEEEEE?”

Mugabe Will Fight On, His Party Says

Didymus Mutasa, the governing party’s secretary for administration, told journalists after an all-day party meeting that there was a consensus that Mr. Mugabe should stand in a second round of voting.

"Mugabe, our dear old man, remains our candidate," Mr. Mutasa was quoted as saying in The Herald. "We shall take him and carry him along with us."

Or do you think her thoughts are, “if someone who can actually arrest and torture their opponents can’t fix an election, what chance does mere lying and personal assassination stand?”

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