After crushing The Man last week, it’s time to rinse and repeat:
Green Bay (+2.5) (Dunno how I fouled up the sign; no matter) @ Kansas City – You could say I’m doing this just to spite Nick, and you wouldn’t be wrong. However, the Chiefs have no offense.
Denver (+3) @ Detroit – Normally, I wouldn’t take the team hurt worse, especially if they’re on the road. The Lions are not as good as the Pack.
San Diego (-7.5) @ Minnesota – San Diego’s defense is back. ‘Nuff said.
Washington @ NY Jets (+4) – Stat of the week for the game of the weak; the ‘Skins are 7-1 all-time against the J-E-T-S S*CK! SU*K! SUC*! Since it will be a 13-10 game, take the under-35.5 with full confidence.
Arizona @ Tampa Bay (-3.5) – Take the team with the defense.
Carolina (+5) @ Tennessee – It’s the inept leading the injured. Under-36 looks like a winner as well.
San Francisco (+3) @ Atlanta – See above. The Birds have no business being favored against anybody other than the Rams and ‘Fins.
Jacksonville @ New Orleans (-3.5) – Time to separate the men from the boys.
Cincinnati @ Buffalo (+2) – Defense is the name of the game, so you won’t need the points.
Seattle @ Cleveland (-2) – Neo’s home.
New England @ Indianapolis (+6.5) – Dome Sweet Dome. Over/under on when Brady gets taken out: 12:33 in the 3rd, and I’m going late.
Houston (+3) @ Oakland – Just lose, baby.
Dallas (-3.5) @ Philadelphia – Yes, Philly has a lot to say about who wins the NFC East; and they’re about to say it’s going to be the Boys.
Baltimore (+10) @ Pittsburgh – Can somebody tell me why a defensive struggle with an over/under of 36.5 has a line of 10?
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