No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

Archive for November 4th, 2007

Roll bloat – “I’m baaaaaack!” edition

by @ 14:23. Filed under The Blog.

Fred Keller has brought back Franklinheit 451. To celebrate, it’s on the roll.

NFL Week 9

by @ 10:39. Filed under Sports.

After crushing The Man last week, it’s time to rinse and repeat:

Green Bay (+2.5) (Dunno how I fouled up the sign; no matter) @ Kansas City – You could say I’m doing this just to spite Nick, and you wouldn’t be wrong. However, the Chiefs have no offense.
Denver (+3) @ Detroit – Normally, I wouldn’t take the team hurt worse, especially if they’re on the road. The Lions are not as good as the Pack.
San Diego (-7.5) @ Minnesota – San Diego’s defense is back. ‘Nuff said.
Washington @ NY Jets (+4) – Stat of the week for the game of the weak; the ‘Skins are 7-1 all-time against the J-E-T-S S*CK! SU*K! SUC*! Since it will be a 13-10 game, take the under-35.5 with full confidence.
Arizona @ Tampa Bay (-3.5) – Take the team with the defense.
Carolina (+5) @ Tennessee – It’s the inept leading the injured. Under-36 looks like a winner as well.
San Francisco (+3) @ Atlanta – See above. The Birds have no business being favored against anybody other than the Rams and ‘Fins.
Jacksonville @ New Orleans (-3.5) – Time to separate the men from the boys.
Cincinnati @ Buffalo (+2) – Defense is the name of the game, so you won’t need the points.
Seattle @ Cleveland (-2) – Neo’s home.
New England @ Indianapolis (+6.5) – Dome Sweet Dome. Over/under on when Brady gets taken out: 12:33 in the 3rd, and I’m going late.
Houston (+3) @ Oakland – Just lose, baby.
Dallas (-3.5) @ Philadelphia – Yes, Philly has a lot to say about who wins the NFC East; and they’re about to say it’s going to be the Boys.
Baltimore (+10) @ Pittsburgh – Can somebody tell me why a defensive struggle with an over/under of 36.5 has a line of 10?

Operation Exploitation – Day 3

by @ 4:14. Filed under Miscellaneous.

In case you haven’t figured this out yet, I’m doing everything in my power to get certain worthy blogs recognized. Don’t let me down by letting them down.

The polls are still open. Remember, vote for these blogs once every 24 hours per computer or IP address:

Funniest blog – DUmmie FUnnies
Best blog – Michelle Malkin
Best new blog – Jammie Wearing Fool
Best individual blogger – Flip – Suitably Flip
Best comic strip – Day by Day – Chris Muir
Best conservative blog – Sister Toldjah
Best political coverage – The Campaign Spot
Best military blog – Blackfive
Best video blog – HamNation
Video of the year – HamNation – Sopranos DC Edition
Best LGBT blog – Gay Patriot
TTLB Best of the Top 250 – My Pet Jawa (aka The Jawa Report)
TTLB Best of the Top 251-500 – Fausta
TTLB Best of the Top 501-1000 – The American Mind
TTLB Best of the Top 1751-2500 – A Blog For All
TTLB Best of the Top 2501-3500 – Boots and Sabers
TTLB Best of the Top 6751-8500 – Wigderson Library and Pub
TTLB Best of the Rest – Slublog

One more thing; Daylight Savings Time ended early this morning, so that means a couple things. First, if the time you voted was 12:30 pm, you’re more than likely to be able to vote at 11:30 am. Second, if you run a WordPress blog (either self-hosted or through WordPress.com), and you adjusted for DST, you need to re-adjust for Standard Time.

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