Yes, the Brewers are back in a tie for first, but we’ve got NFL football. Get your phones out, call up Knock Knees Tony, and get your bets in. Here we go with a 16-0 start, with the lines from Bodog (or is that 0-16; I always suck Week 1 :-) -
New Orleans @ Indianapolis (-6) – There will be no letdown from the Super Bowl this week.
Tennessee @ Jacksonville (-6.5) – The Titans have no running back and no defense.
Pittsburgh @ Cleveland (+5.5) – Suckitude in mirror is closer than it appears, especially in a road division game.
Philadelphia (-3) @ Green Bay – Now starting at running back for the Pack – Edgar Bennett.
New England (-6.5) @ NY Jets – Until proven otherwise, it’s J-E-T-S S*CK! SU*K! SUC*!
Atlanta @ Minnesota (-3) – They’re already calling for Joanie Harrington’s head in Hotlanta.
Carolina @ St. Louis (-1.5) – When in doubt, Dome it.
Denver (-3) @ Buffalo – It doesn’t matter who runs for the Broncos; he will get 1,000 yards.
Kansas City @ Houston (-3) – Don’t ask me why the Texans are getting 3. Just know that this is a push game and make your bank on the under 37.5.
Miami @ Washington (-3) – The game of the weak.
Chicago (+6.5) @ San Diego – The under 43 is just screaming to be taken with two of the best defenses on the field and a new coach for the Bolts.
Tampa Bay @ Seattle (-6) – Give all you want, the Seahags will score more.
Detroit @ Oakland (-2) – Normally, I wouldn’t take Duh Raiders. However, you guys on the cold-and-snowy side of the pond know just how bad Duh Lions are.
NY Giants @ Dallas (-6) – The two biggest pass-catching threats for the G-men are banged up. Over/under on the number of Grammatica PAT misses – 1 (take the over).
Baltimore @ Cincinnati (-3) – This early, take the offense.
Arizona @ San Francisco (-3) – There is a reason why Alex Smith went #1 and Leinart slipped badly. Exploit it.
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