I just can’t keep up with Zombie Reagan/see-dubya. First, he mandates that we retire Silky Pony as John Edwards’ nickname, then retire Pink Sapphire. Now, after Sweaty Pretzel disappeared without any fanfare, Zombie Reagan has issued another retire Pink Sapphire memo, this time to be replaced with Chamois Butt’r. Seeing that despite biking about a dozen miles with a brain bucket, he didn’t have helmet hair, I’m sticking with Breck Girl.
However, we’ve got a new name for the rest of his team – Team Trousermouse.