- Cold in Northern Michigan in the top 10 coldest winters ever? – Check
- Cambodia (where the Ketchup Boy spent a nice, warm Christmas back in 1968, or so he says) struggling to get out of the 40s? – Check
- The Indian subcontinent seeing record cold in January? – Check
- Polar bears fleeing Greenland (and calling on the aforementioned person for halp) – Check
- Ice packs showing up off the coast of Iceland for the first time in 40 years? – Check
Guess Algore picked the wrong day to say that Red China should not have to reduce its emissions of “greenhouse gases” until the US does.