No Runny Eggs

The repository of one hard-boiled egg from the south suburbs of Milwaukee, Wisconsin (and the occassional guest-blogger). The ramblings within may or may not offend, shock and awe you, but they are what I (or my guest-bloggers) think.

Archive for October 8th, 2006

Week 4 Redux

by @ 8:33. Filed under Sports.

Now how did I go 8-5-1? Let’s review:

Indianapolis 31 (-9-LOSS) @ NY Jets 28 – At least I told you to take the over.
San Diego 13 (-1.5) @ Baltimore 16 – The only thing colder than revenge was my prediction on this game
Minnesota 12 (+1) @ Buffalo 17 – I need to stop calling the barking dog.
Dallas 45 (-10) @ Tennessee 14 – Finally, a win. The Tennesseans couldn’t stop a 2-year-old.
San Francisco 0 @ Kansas City 41 (-7) – I’ll take it well-done.
New Orleans 18 (+7-WIN) @ Carolina 21 – All the preps that North Carolina made for hurricane season paid off.
Arizona 10 @ Atlanta 32 (-7.5) – Time to go Chrismas shopping.
Miami 15 (-4) @ Houston 17 – Miami is lobbying the NFL to let the Canes play instead of the Deadfins.
Detroit 34 @ St Louis 41 (-6) – Good news in Detroit; the Lions have an offense. Bad news, they have no defense.
New England 38 @ Cincinnati 13 (-6) – Come on, say it with me – B-E-N GALS! F***ING SUCK!
Jacksonville 30 @ Washington 36 (+3) – It may have been a bit later than I thought, but I told you to call me a winner.
Cleveland 24 (-3-TIE) @ Oakland 21 – Betting is just like baseball under Pope Bud I, sometimes there IS tying.
Seattle 6 @ Chicago 37 (-3.5) – The new front-runner for the NFC Super Bowl Sacrificial Lambs – DaBears.
Green Bay 9 @ Philadelphia 31 (-11) – That -22 would’ve been a push.

Let’s hope Week 5 isn’t Weak 5

by @ 8:28. Filed under Sports.

I’ll have Week 4’s recap up shortly (went 8-5-1 to go up to 29-29-2 on the season). It’s an odd week, so you know what to do with these nose-picks (I’ll deny you ever existed if Tony decides to collect in body parts on Tuesday) –

St. Louis (-3) @ Green Bay – The McCoaches don’t have a stellar record up here (a combined 2-13-1). This one will last no longer than the last one (1 season).
Buffalo @ Chicago (-10) – The only hope for Duh Bills is that the Bears are looking ahead to the playoffs.
Detroit (+7) @ Minnesota – You read that right; you’re getting the fat touchdown to take Duh Lions. Gleefully take the points, the over-41, and run because this will be a track meet.
Tennessee @ Indianapolis (-18.5) – It’s been so long since lumber this big has shown up in the NFL, you’d be a fool to not lay it.
Washington @ NY Giants (-5) – The G-men are not the J-E-T-S S*CK! SU*K! SUC*!
Tampa Bay @ New Orleans (-7) – Sweet Dome Louisiana. Where skies are so blue, and the governor too. Sweet Dome Louisiana. Blood I ain’t coming home to you.
Miami @ New England (-10) – Slim pickings for QB for the Deadfins – an injured Culpepper, Joanie Harrington, and (I’m not making this up) a Lemon. Go under the 37.
Cleveland @ Carolina (-8) – Normally I wouldn’t lay this many points in an NFC/AFC matchup. However, the NewBrowns are THAT bad.
NY Jets @ Jacksonville (-7) – I already did the Jets chant above.
Kansas City (-3.5) @ Arizona – Anybody notice a trend here? It IS your friend.
Oakland @ San Francisco (-3.5) – FrankGore could put the ball on the ground 5 times and the Whiners would still cover.
Dallas (+2) @ Philadelphia – Either that’s a gut feeling or some bad fried rice.
Pittsburgh (+3.5) @ San Diego – Smash-mouth football at its finest.
Baltimore @ Denver (-4) – It’s all about the altitude.

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